The premise of "The Box" is that if you press the button, you'll get $1 million but someone you don't know will die. The characters agonize over the decision. Right now Americans are slamming that button but instead of a cool mil it's the ability to eat at a fuckin TGI Friday's

that weird looking dude: okay but you get that after you do it we're going to give the box to someone you don't kn--
America: *pistol whips the button repeatedly*

it turns out Richard Matheson had way more faith in humanity than we deserve, and he wrote a book about how it was pretty much okay for the human race to be overtaken by nuclear vampires

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