I have decided to make a thread of shit megan says, so here it is:

“I literally had to put blush on to make my self look burnt, since I am going to be walking around with you ohioans”

me: I really want a chameleon

megan: omg that would be so cute, u could take it to work with u

me: .......megan I work in a restaurant, I cant just bring a chameleon to chill in the federal. We arent the fucking Winking Lizard

megan: I guess I really didnt think that through

megan: I bought my brothers ipad off of him for $100

me: why’d u do that?

megan: so I could watch netflix on it

me: ... dont you have a laptop for that?

megan: yeahhhh but I just really felt like I needed a change in my life