rereading pjo thread or whatever
"My mom is the nicest lady in the world. She should’ve been married to a millionaire, not to some jerk like Gabe." percy bold of you to assume millionaires are nice and dont deserve guillotine
he called grover a donkey rip
"silence, annabeth" shut up chiron thats my gf youre talking to
clarisse anger issues jock bi
you are dead new boy you are totally dead boo boo ga ga
centuries old chiron sending 12 year old percy on a quest
trying to not fall for luke being nice get away from me evil man!!!!!!!
percy sending medusas head to olympus same energy as our cat leaving dead mice on the porch
percy describing the leather on ares motorcycle as caucasian human skin and ares declaring america is like sparta

lotus casino.......
hades
the image of a middle schooler sword fighting ares is so fucking funny to me
poseidon: im a feminist, yes, I study women and gender studies at college. if you really pay attention, you get the blueprint to how to pick up women
i picture luke as chad dylan cooper from mackenzie falls
also this is the end wooo book 2 here we go
if my driving instructor had someone else in the car to discuss w while im driving itd look like this
i wanna finish all of this tmrrw asap bc book 3 means nico and i miss him so bad,,,,,,,,,
the drama in UNLESS!! no!!!! a foolish thought!!! makes this somehow the funniest exchange so far. book 2 dry
tantalus shut the fuck up i think gogogaga
i know im on book 2 rn but when percabeth in b1 were like "didnt athena and poseidon ever cooperate" "i guess,, the chariot" "then we can cooperate too right??" "i suppose"
luke: the west is rotten to the core
me: wait u might have a point
me: wait u might have a point
oh when circe said: we are not so different, you and i. we both seek knowledge. we both admire greatness. neither of us needs to stand in the shadow of men,,,,,,,,,,,,,
"yeah.... but still, that was pretty brave, annabeth"
percy youre so stupid........... i find that very relatable
percy @ chiron: and this is How I Met Your Father
'I am Thalia,’ the girl said. ‘Daughter of Zeus.’ !!!!!!!!!! book 3 here i come [thunder by imagine dragons starts playing]
grover just said "there they are, nico and bianca di angelo" and i almost started crying
thalia wishes billy joe was her dad instead of zeus for sure
percys mom: so if your friend jumped off a bridge-
percy: i wouldnt!! i promise <3
percys mom: but you SHOULD. definitely jump off that bridge.
percy: i wouldnt!! i promise <3
percys mom: but you SHOULD. definitely jump off that bridge.
before i make myself breakfast and continue let me just say im already heartbroken bc???? nico here is still tiny nerdy precious not hurt by the world yet and he TRUSTS percy so SO much???? he trusts him!!!!!! :(
fuck this fuck the prophecy she didnt deserve a fate like this












RACHEL ELIZABETH DAREEEE worlds cutest redhead...... i am looking
percy is just simping for annabeth throughout this WHOLE book. she lives in his head rent free
‘Have I… served thee well?’ Zoë whispered.
‘With great honour,’ Artemis said softly. ‘The finest of my attendants.’
Zoë’s face relaxed. ‘Rest. At last.’
‘With great honour,’ Artemis said softly. ‘The finest of my attendants.’
Zoë’s face relaxed. ‘Rest. At last.’
‘Stars,’ she whispered. ‘I can see the stars again, my lady.’
A tear trickled down Artemis’s cheek. ‘Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight.’
A tear trickled down Artemis’s cheek. ‘Yes, my brave one. They are beautiful tonight.’
the way imb literally bawling rifhgt now
did they just leave nico running around lost and angry for like six months,,,
(the smiling dog is me @ nico and percabeth moments)