Edgiest-RP Comedy Headlines:
Slade Wilson Picks Up the Pieces of Dick Grayson Yet Again, Only to Reform Them In His Image
Damian’s Virginity: A Wayne Watch Party
Talia: Raped by Ras and Nyssa, The Waynes Offer Their Own Assault Stories As Support
28 Year Old Man, Dick Grayson, Finally Gets the Talk: Consent Edition
Tim Drake: Most Accomplished Stalker of the Century, Has Terabytes of Video Evidence for Literally Anything
Dick Grayson, the Only Boy Slade has Kept Past Puberty, That’s How We Know It’s Special Folks
Dick Grayson: Victim Blaming Master, “I Was Asking For It With That Robin Uniform”
Slade Wilson: Dick Grayson’s Mentor- Next Up: You’ll Never Guess Who Red X
Dick Grayson Loses His Fucking Mind, Can’t Be Left Alone
Bruce Wayne Desperate To Save His Son, Dick Grayson, Solicits Harley Quinn’s Services
Tim Wayne Giving Edward Cullen A Run For His Money By Watching His Family Sleep Every Night
Bruce Prohibits Dick From Being Alone With Damian, Another Robin Will Not Be Assaulted On His Watch
Dick Grayson: Golden Boy, Goes Full Rapey and Pedo for the Al Ghuls
Tim, Insightful as Ever: “If Dick Can’t Have Talia, He’s Going to Groom Damian”
Bruce and Slade Competed for Dick, Now History Repeats Itself: Dick and Slade Compete for Damian
Dick: Increasingly Creeping On His Young Brother Damain, The Waynes Place Their Bets on When Will Dick Try to Fuck Him
Mar’i Grayson Copies Her Father’s Creeping, Damian Wayne Now Has Two Graysons After Him
Dick Misinterprets Talia’s Kindness, Can’t Stop Playing Off and Misunderstanding Her Rejections
Damian Complains Over Bruce’s Behavior Being Eerily Similar to Known Dick Abuser: Slade -Tim Looks On the Bright Side: “At Least Bruce Only Abused One Kid”
Talia Asks The Waynes for Advice On Dealing With Dick’s Advances, The Experts, Jason, Tim, and Cass, Way In: “Just Fuck Him”
Child Abuse: Yet Another Bruce Wayne Mistake
The Batfamily: Also Known As “The Edgy Incest Family” Amongst The Hero Community
Suicidal: Now Required to Be A Wayne
The Waynes Continue to Find New Ways to Self-Harm
Slade’s Grooming VS. Bruce’s Grooming: Battle of the Century
Dick Grayson’s Empire of Lies Finally Crumbles -Bruce Finally Stops Living In Denial Over Who His Golden Boy Really Is
Area Man, Dick Grayson, Believes Hallucinating Father Is Completely Normal
Jason Todd Pledges to Shoot Dick Grayson the Next Time He Harasses Damian -Continues To Not Honor His Own Word
Tim Wayne Continues to Make Cryptic Comments About Joining The League of Assassins
Cassandra Wayne Can’t Seen to Keep Her Clothes On
Bruce Wayne Regrets Abusing His Son Dick, Much to Dick’s Disappointed
Tim and Stephanie, Completely Satisfied With Their Toxic Relationship
Dick Tries to Kill Damian Yet Again, Can’t Seem to Stop Trying to Hurt the Ones He Loves
Dick and Kori’s Divorce Is on the Horizon, Dick Pledges to Drink Himself to Death Without Her
Dick Takes Tim’s and Cassie’s Virginity, Disappointed He Couldn’t Take Jason’s
The Heroes Yeet Slade to Another Dimension, Dick Grayson Is Not Coping Well
Bruce and Slade, The Voices In Dick’s Head Fight To Be Heard, But He Wants To Be More Than What They Made Him
With Slade and Bruce’s Abuse In the Past, Dick Is Turning Into Quite the Abuser Himself
The Waynes Shocked to Learn More and More Horrifying Details About the Abuse Bruce Subjected Dick Through
Dick Weighs In On His Obsession With Damian: “I Have Really Complicated Feelings For Him.”