I am bored of going for walks so I am going to play I Spy with myself in alphabetical order and not come home till I’ve done all 26.

Bit worried about the latter end of the alphabet if any locals could get their xylophones and zebras out please.

Flat A

Bin

Clematis

Door

Elephant

(Lie)

Front garden

House

Ice cream

(I wish)

Jiraffe

(It’s my game, rule-breaking is a rule)

Kelvinside Gardens East