Apropos of nothing, I present:

Creepypastsa Icons as dinosaurs - a thread

Slenderman -> Arambourgiania

-not actually part of the group
-Tall/lanky
- genuinely unsettling to look at.

Jeff the Killer -> T. rex

-Big toothy mouth
-Waaaay overexposed
-Evidence of facial wounds.

The Rake -> Megaraptor

-Carnivorous
-Huge claws
-Enigmatic

Jane the Killer -> Nanotyrannus

-Not actually it's own thing
-Angsty adolescent
-Eclipsed by the original.

Laughing Jack -> Deinocheirus

-Dopey-looking
-Could still kill you with long arms/claws
-Origin story came later.

Eyeless Jack -> Velociraptor

-Nocturnal
-'swift thief'
-Not as dangerous as it is often made out.

Ticci Tobey -> Incisivosaurus

-Total dork
-(probably) made weird noises
- No seriously, how does anyone find this scary or threatening?

Ben Drowned -> Stenopterygius

-Also not part of the group
-Died as a child
-Drowned