If Muse members were Italian : a thread

Matteo from Como:
- Blocked Salvini on twitter
- Drinks red wine even while eating fish cause no one can tell him what to do
- Has a holiday mansion by the seaside in South Italy but doesn’t really go visit anyways
- Swears when angry
- Drives too fast and his friends hate it

Domenico from Milan:
- wears only branded clothes with the excuse that cheap fabric bruises his skin
- proud of his northerner accent
- loves getting invited to happy hours but you have to text him several times to get a reply
- influencer wannabee
- a bit picky with food

Cristiano from Rome:
- plays football every tuesday evening with his friends
- family before anything else!!
- a bit superstitious
- always complains about Rome’s traffic but never actually thought of moving
- organizes big tablefuls to eat carbonara, his best dish