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Matteo from Como:
- Blocked Salvini on twitter
- Drinks red wine even while eating fish cause no one can tell him what to do
- Has a holiday mansion by the seaside in South Italy but doesn’t really go visit anyways
- Swears when angry
- Drives too fast and his friends hate it
Domenico from Milan:
- wears only branded clothes with the excuse that cheap fabric bruises his skin
- proud of his northerner accent
- loves getting invited to happy hours but you have to text him several times to get a reply
- influencer wannabee
- a bit picky with food
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