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No roast, Only self love <3

Sakura is a good name for you, Cause you're thick and a trunk in the head. I WOOD love you to stop being such a pain and learn how to talk normal instead of "dark and brooding". How does it feel Aoi doesn't really care and failed
Is your suicide note ended in xoxo - Gossip bitch?

You're always that one disgusting incel in the fandom, reddit tie looking headass. You're hair could stab through steel with the amount of grease in there- TAKE A SHOWER! You disgusting brony, get a hobby instead of shipping fictional characters!

Noodle hair dumbass. Crystals balls aren't the only balls you like to play with I bet, And unlike you dissapointment, I'm more than 30% accurate. I'm suprised with that clairvoyance you didn't see that you look like a dumbass in the future, and now being the future.

I thought toko's alter ego problem was an annoyance, but YOURS? It's like a trojan virus! Maybe you should have coded a way to get out that didn't include having to be plugged into THE ENTIRE SCHOOL, where I can see, you dipshit.
{I'm not going to give my opinion on the drama}

You took a gamble dressing like THAT? I thought you only took bets your could win, You goth reject. Usually when people say "poker face" they mean a straight face, not a face where people say "i want to poke her face cause it's so revolting". Go to france you croissant wannabe

Makoto but orange juice

Baby gangsta. Instead of a pain in the ass, you're a pain in the eye, you pirate lookalike. Let me guess, your "yakuza" is just you, your mum and your sister? Oh wait, change that to you, your mum! Ufufufufu. Does mommy peko need to give you your juice box, grumpy child.

I'll stay away from the low hanging fruit-
Oops! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! The only thing worse than your music playing is your face, you look like someone took your ear peicing and went on a dough kneading spree with your plastic surgery.

For being the ultimate gamer, you don't understand how to play a killing game! You traitor! You may be good at gaming, but you're TERRIBLE at playing the game of life. Sorry, don't feel too flattened from that, it just FIT in and FINISHED THE LINE.

That sword is the closest you'll get to holding a shaft, especially with your baby gangsta. You're personality is as colourful as your hair- Grey, yet your morals are completely boring and white. Don't forget to burp the baby and to give them their widdle juice box!

Your ultimate talent mocks you enough, Ultimate "breeder". You act like some satanic warlock, but truly you're just a humpkin bumpkin farmer who wears a dumb long scarf to try hide your neck from the cold, your blood circulation must be so bad, cause I swear I see a ghost!Oh wait

You just roast yourself by existing, you massochistic junko simp

We get it, you love food, especially meat, but too bad. All the boys are already grabbing the meat, if you know what I mean, you bimbo. Put on some clothes! You're the ultimate gymnast, but you can't bend and be something more than just "me want food ooga booga" personality wise

Dragon simp needs to learn that sonia will never give him any mind as he's a dissapointment and being a car boy is the same as being a horse girl. Maybe you should make an auto driving car and lie in the road, maybe that'd give you normal looking teeth

Princess? Princess of nothing, you fake royalty, Just because your simp calls you "queen" doesn't mean you're a princess, go back to asbulgaria states or whereever the fuck you came from, oh wait, IT'S FAKE, LIKE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE YOU PLASTIC FREAK

Kfc stands for Kentucky fried creeper, you pevert. I'd much rather have yosuke, the better hanamura over you any day, You gordon ramsey wanna be, You think sushi needs to be served hot, thats how thick you are. Your version of rare steak probably has less blood than your dick

*snap* You're going in MY cringe compilation, you lens wielding freakzoid

Gremlin child, Grow up, You need to learn to respect your elders, who is probably everyone, you baby. I don't care if you're a baby, i'll still snap your neck. The only thing worse than your fashion sense is your face, you ugly. Normally you grow into looks, but you never got it

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I don't have anything to say about him, he gets a pass.

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Detective is a terrible word choice, more like ultimate credit stealer. His hat is his defining feature. I'm suprised as a detective he couldn't figure out a better way to dress or even find a clue towards a good god damn personality other than "sad huhhhhhhhhh"

Ultimate chair fucker. For being the ultimate ??? he's pretty fucking shit at doing anything else than confusing, and confused himself, Like how many stupid fucking bangles do you need, you hippy shithead, you're like an unripe avacado, Useless even for guacamole

I'm not going to LIE, but you're the singular most annoying character and dumb child that ever existed, I'm suprised anyone even joined your dumb friend play group, what do you do with "dice", play board games? Your masks work perfectly, cause you're a CLOWN. Supreme leader of no

Shaves her piano keys on the daily cause she thinks it'll help, What a dissapointment, Beethoven rolls in his grave when you play the piano, and he's essentially deaf! I guess there was no others to replace a dumb xylophone player as piano master, The world really must be dead

I wish I was the ultimate caregiver cause it's literally impossible to give any amount of care to you, you bland murderous psycho, the only reason people are alright with you is cause they think you're cute, but they must be blind! Just look at you! Your backstory's showing!

Would roast your but your face has that covered. You went for sassy but edgy and ended up with "sis-sy but edgy". Dr jekyll and hyde want their schtick back! Ill call you the caged dog village, cause you definitely have a BITCH trapped inside you. Shinguji? More like SHINCOOCHIE!

As ultimate cosplayer, you couldn't look even a sidgeon better and wear better clothes? The only non fake thing about you is your addiction to nerd shit, and thats not a good thing, get outside you dissapointment! Get a better hobbie or some shit, seriously

Nyeh, you're an annoyance and should just reveal you're a faker, The only magic is how magically you still are alive! If I were in the killing game, You'd be the very first to die, you peice of shit! Go conjure up a better personality and motivation you lazy child

You bug me, You TICK me off Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With all that muscle you could kill everyone, but with that brain? Couldn't hurt a fly, BUT A FLY SURE COULD HURT YOU! AHAHAHAHAHA

You and a broom were MAID for each other! You boring, plain, good for one thing dissapointment. You may be a motherly figure, but personally i'd rather have adoption than you as my mother.

If you were a star, you'd be a black hole. You suck so much you take the fun out of everything and suck in credit and joy. Even if you didn't have the despair virus, I'd still want to social distance from your disgusting self

bimbo.

Are you sure the males are the degenrates, and not your own, misogynistic ass? Even I don't gender discriminate, I hate everyone, making you worse than the antagonist, you absolute dissapointment. I hope after you hear this you see(saw) your problems

Calling you a shortstack is an understatement! I'm suprised they even got a racket that wasn't double your size! The only thing deeper than your voice is your "backstory" and that's just you hitting guys with your balls, Is that really a good backstory?

You god based airhead, Put more clothes on than your bikini and a raincoat! Is it an "island tradition" to be as dumb as a brick? Atua is dead and I killed them, Now if you need an actual god to worship, I am accepting applications, but for you? I'll decline yours.

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