I gotta wait till this has more likes you can’t know it’s about you
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Ok, in no order:
You gotta shut the fuck up sometimes. Every time you wanna make a joke, ask yourself:
Would shutting the fuck up be ideal?
Would shutting the fuck up be ideal?
... you my brother and I love you, but if I gotta take these milk jokes, you can’t deactivate cuz one woman said you only got 3 sets of bed sheets
When I seen you were built like a ‘98 Nissan Altima
You always beefing with my friends and I gotta sit back like “welp this nigga making it hard out here”
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... you close to being an eternal light skinned hoe. RESIST!
You went to the barber, gave him some money, and he sent you home with THAT? Cold game.
I know you look like Andy Dick behind that avi
... you got a sign in your front yard that makes people skip your house on Halloween
Hear me out... Gus’ chicken then
I knowwwwwwwwwww you DM girls your bank statements and ask “what you need” 3 times in a row
You’d be the shit 15 pounds heavier
You look like you gotta wash the shower every time you take a shower
I’m still working on the right combination of lies to trick you into starting a family
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You FOSHO call niggas nigga during sex
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*sidenote - I have typed out some FILTH I had to pull back on
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... ain’t no regular nigga got that many suits you got a rich white man with a whole ass family tricking on you
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If Davey Crocket’s coonskin cap jumped in Jeff goldblum’s teleporter and the wrong time, you’d come out
You a bottom 5 tweeter. You get on here every day to scream platitudes at a wall
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*there are too many likes from people I’d never say a bad word about
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The peace and tranquility I gained from muting you months ago >>>>>>>>>
Women only love you after they cash out after shift
They could fit the UPN-era smackdown ramp between ya titties love
For somebody with so little personality, you’re also hard to look at
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I know you sending out nudes and I ain’t mad I ain’t getting em but I also just threw a rock at the mailman so hey what’s up
You the biggest 4th grader I ever seen they had you drinking whole milk water
When the world opens back up I’m driving 100 miles down 35 to put you in the Walls of Jericho. Consensually.
You retweet every sex worker and EYE get called porn twitter. Fuck you
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You been going bald since Stone Cold was IC champion. The top of your head look like a count vertigo beam
You love white men more than they love women from the countries they invade.
Hold up- yo @artxcore GTFO this thread ain’t nothing bad to say about you
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