like for a fact about me
1. i enjoy canoli
2. i live in south carolina
im 19 (a b00mer wbk)
my favorite song ever is style
5. my second favorite song ever is ntltc
6. i used to not listen to music until i got an alexa for christmas in 2018
i go to university in north carolina, a four hour drive away
8. and if you like having secret little rondy voos (I’m listening to perfect rn)
9. i don’t like weighted blankets because i get too hot when i sleep 🥵 so i usually just use like one sheet
10. i love my moots a lot of you ever need a friend just dm me or tweet under my posts (that’s where i have most of my convos )
11. i have really bad insomnia
12. i go to bed at 11 every night because i share a room with my 13 year old brother
13 has my lucky number, even before i became a taylor stan, because i’m quirky wbk
14. imo the album of the year is sawayama so listen to it already
15. when i was in high school i was really good at math and was on the all state math team but nowadays (one year out) i am terrible and can’t even do @toasttoswift’s math homework
16. i like to pretend i’m dumb sometimes because life is more fun that way
17. i write articles for my university’s newspaper in the arts and culture section which means i’ve written a lot of album reviews
18. currently listening to me & the rhythm by selena
i hate using gifs because they seem tacky, photos superior
20. im a dog person, and at college i volunteer at the puppy kindergarten and help train 8-20 week old puppies to eventually become service dogs. i keep one in my dorm room and they live with me for the semester! (a pic is included)
21. my family has 5 pets but i’m only close to two of them, charlie (aka my best friend in the world)
22. and remi, my favorite puppy in this universe
23. im currently brushing my teeth (at 10:53) while listening to the underrated synth pop gem safe and sound by capital cities
24. i go to school at duke university, which does in fact look like a castle
25. my major is evolutionary anthropology, which means i look at bones and/or how cognitive stuff developed and evolved
26. i love love watching sports, my favorite one to watch is american football (college level ofc) even though i go to a basketball school
27. i grew up playing a lot of sports with my friends so i’m not actually terrible at most of them, but the only sport i ever played for my high school was cross country
28. and if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms (guess the song haha)
29. i’ve only ever dated one person and we broke up because we didn’t want to do long distance but also it wasn’t working out anyways
30. my ex is the reason i got into taylor swift cause she loved red so i listened to it and here i am on stan twitter a little over a year later
31. because of previous fact red is my stan album (the fact that it’s her best doesn’t hurt) but i mostly only listen to it when i am / want to be sad
32. my favorite color is usually blue but it the spring it’s green because i love seeing all the trees explode with the color every year
33. i have four siblings and the second oldest of the five
34. my favorite food is nominally lasagna so my mom makes it for my birthday but her lasagna is not good but i don’t say anything because i know she puts a lot of work into it and i don’t want to hurt her feelings
35. my dad is from argentina so i also love eating food from there, especially empanadas and potato tortillas
36. love made me crazy if it doesn’t you ain’t doing it right
37. one day i want to live either in the big city (nyc! or boston, somewhere with snow) or in the middle of nowhere and have a lot of land and have a big family and a lot of dogs and a cherry tree and live happily ever after
38. my display name has csi remix because of the you’re not sorry remix and because one day i want to be a forensic anthropologist i think
39. my parents don’t like my major, they want me to major in something like finance or go to med school and make a lot of money but i want to live, ya know?
40. another thing i might want to do is go into epidemiology, that would be a lot of fun as well, i could live in atlanta and work for the cdc and solve all kinds of disease problems
41. im really scared of coronavirus bc i have a vulnerable brother and my family is always anxious and stuff but i’m good at hiding from them and hiding my feelings from them so i survive :)
42. mountains > beach imo
43. every summer growing up one of my cousins and i would go to the mountains in north carolina with my grandparents and there is a river and a small little cabin and it’s really secluded and safe, that’s my favorite place in this world i think, a lot of amazing memories there
44. i love the sound of seagulls though, in my dorm room i have a 1989 poster with seagulls on it
45. i’ve never been to a taylor tour, only a darius rucker concert and rico nasty too ig cause she came to my school
46. i despised rico nasty’s concert it was sweaty and gross and the music was bad imo
47. i’ve never actually listened to all of revival, i’m a fake selena fan ig
48. im terrible at puzzles because i have adhd and not the focus that requires
49. i used to run a lot but i don’t do it often anymore, but once i ran a whole marathon in tenth grade. i think that may be my biggest accomplishment ever
50. this is the last fact for now, so if you didn’t already know, my name is jonathan but that’s too long for stan twitter so jo it is :)
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