(in)correct team piso : entry 1

francis: *walks in an art museum*

francis: hello im here to donate myself
(in)correct team piso : entry 2

mae: i may be single for the rest of my life...

angel: ...but?

mae: ...that's it
(in)correct team piso : entry 3

We would like to offer everyone some moral support. Unfortunately, some of us have questionable morals.
(in)correct team piso : entry 4

francis: god its exhausting being right all the time

chloe: no one aske-

francis: im kidding its AMAZING
(in)correct team piso : entry 5

francis: so i slept with a guy last night...

andrea: and?

francis: um i thought you would be more shocked or sumn

andrea: sis, thats like your 86th guy
(in)correct team piso : entry 6

*personal development class*

francis: i think erection constitutes personal growth, dont you think?

chloe: miss, can i go out for awhile
(in)correct team piso : entry 7

francis: those legs be looking sexy on those jeans

guy: uhm thanks?

francis: but its sexier without them

guy: why would it be sexier without my legs

francis: no-
(in)correct team piso : entry 8

francis, a surgeon: you know what sucks?

jmee: what

francis: finishing a 35-hour surgery and they thank god instead

jmee: sis im so sorry
(in)correct team piso : entry 9

*dance competition*

mae: look when i said "break a leg" i didnt mean by that

anica, furious: YOU THINK THIS WAS ON PURPOSE
(in)correct team piso : entry 10

leo: chloe cant read a book

chloe: I CAN

leo: then name 3 books youve read

chloe: after, after 2, after 3
im tired

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