I met Judge Mathis at a Jordan party in LA. We had on the same shoes. I asked (I couldn’t resist) if he says crackhead in real life as much as tv. He said hell yeah. I saw him in the party 4 times that night and from across the room he’d point at a celeb and mouth “crackhead” https://twitter.com/mavenofhonor/status/1260626632395685889
At this same party I saw Usher and wanted to get a pic with him. He was talking to a guy tho. After like 10 minutes I finally said excuse me and asked for a pic. Usher whispered “thank you, he wouldn’t stop talking”
Same party, standing on the balcony with my back turned to the steps SZA walks by and goes “I love your hair”
Same party, I’m in line for the bathroom behind some guy and the person in front of him is taking FOREVER. 10 minutes I’m there. The guy in front of me finally goes in. He comes out and I realize it was Anthony Hamilton the whole time
That was the best and funniest night of my life lmao
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