Now and then I am reminded of the stalker I had in Pta back in 2006. She really worked some good magic trying to break me & my then woman up. Would call at 2am just to play music. Would tell me what I’m wearing everyday.

I wonder if she is oomf at the moment.

Way before the days of RICA. Even spent money trying to trace her. But she never actually made a direct threat to my or the gf’s life, so I was advised to drop it.

I really wonder how her life turned out.

Did she find peace?

She even gave me a real person’s name. So I find out it’s some matriculant at Clapham High. My cousin tells me how unlikely it’s really her. Anyways, the named girl even agrees to meet with me at some school event to prove to me it wasn’t her.

Are you reading this rn?

Stalker to my gf: he may be a knight in shining armor now, but one day even armory rusts.

*gf hangs up and calls me*

Gf: GET YOUR B!TCHES IN ORDER!!!

Witchcraft, I tell you.