I haven& #39;t been following the entire cleaner drama, but I will say the following:

a) If your husband isn& #39;t doing an equal share of the household, the solution& #39;s either divorce or murder, and I don& #39;t mind which one you pick.
b, and more importantly) If you& #39;re not making your teenage kids do regular cleaning, you are kind of failing as a parent, and every roommate and office worker said kids have as "adults" will curse you as well as them.

(THE DISHWASHER IS THREE FEET AWAY STEVE OMFG.)
(Have I had an office-based co-worker in the last two years? No. Have I lived with another person regularly for the last eight years? No. Am I still bitter? GOD YES.)
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