Hey, have you guys seen my JUUL? I like literally just had it in my hands like, you gave it back to me, right? I let you hit my JUUL and then you gave it back to me you didn't take it, did you? You wouldn't do that to me. So like, have you seen it? Where is it? Seriously, like,

Where is it? It's not okay. Where's my JUUL? (Fuck!) Where's my JUUL? (Can you get up?) So not cool (Help me look!)

I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking JUUL I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers
And if I find that shit I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat you're gonna be fucking coughing up clouds for the next month You goddamn useless

little bitch! Fucking help me find my fucking JUUL! Oops, I found it. It was in my pocket this whole time. Sorry, guys.