Hey, have you guys seen my JUUL? I like literally just had it in my hands like, you gave it back to me, right? I let you hit my JUUL and then you gave it back to me you didn& #39;t take it, did you? You wouldn& #39;t do that to me. So like, have you seen it? Where is it? Seriously, like,

Where is it? It& #39;s not okay. Where& #39;s my JUUL? (Fuck!) Where& #39;s my JUUL? (Can you get up?) So not cool (Help me look!)

I swear to God, bitch, if you stole my fucking JUUL I will break each and every one of your goddamn fucking fingers
And if I find that shit I will fucking ram that shit so far down your throat you& #39;re gonna be fucking coughing up clouds for the next month You goddamn useless

little bitch! Fucking help me find my fucking JUUL! Oops, I found it. It was in my pocket this whole time. Sorry, guys.