Good morning Twitter NG.
You been no dey online yesterday?
Oya take small summary #Okpayarns
1. Igbo Men scatter ground as dem drop pictures, girls begin do bend down select.
2. Yoruba Men get 24hrs to respond as some girls begin dey beg them to Iron their Agbada.
3. Hausa Men go participate when yoruba finish, The rest tribe make una squeeze una self join with them.
4. FG insists say coronavirus money don finish.. As per dem don share am go round.
5. Wizkid and Davido begin hype their pikin birthday as Both FC begin drag again.
6. Rape case don bloom for Kaduna as dem catch three boys say dem climb jennifer.
7. One of the boys say e just be victim of circumstance as e no follow, but nobody wan hear the guy as per dem want him head.
8. Dem don catch one foolish Chinko man wey go bribe EFCC N100m.
9. FG don send Ocean 11, Sherlock holmes and scoobydoo gang to go solve mysterious death for Bauchi, Katsina, Jigawa.
10. Buhari don announce Lionel Gambari as him new Chief of Staff as him Replace Cristiano Kyari.
11. John "BabaYaga" Wike say e wan ease lockdown small make PH people see food chop.
12. Chelsea don commot chikini money say dem wan buy our star boy Victor "Delima" Osimhen. Nigerians no gree as per Chelsea go tie him career for bottle throw am for Bar beach.
13. Nurses don begin complain say the work dem dey do untop ronachukwu dey dry their blood.
14. Supreme court say Orji "Mandela Kalu still dey prison, say na jus Half time
15. Every Governor don dey reject Almajiris, while people dey insist make dem go stay the Almighty KKK state
16. Money wey Nigeria wey we borrow from International Organizations, we don begin dey beg make dem Look away and forget am.
17 If we begin contribute to pay the money, Nigerian citizen go pay like 15k each
18. Nigerians say na 'who borrow money go payback, mk dem come carry Bubu
18. Bundesliga Fans go need to welcome new fans as Epl fans don begin select clubs.
19. Premier league go still start June as Chelsea fans dey jolloficate as if na dem go carry league.
20. NCDC drops scores.. No body shake body.. Nobody panic, we stand Gidigba..
21. Bashir Ahmed say make we stop to dey comment follow for follow for NCDC page.. Nigerians come dey do am for him page.
22. NCDC say Lagos 52, lagosians say " Who E Epp? As per Operation " All die na Die" don Kick off.
23. NCDC and rivers state dey drag how many cases them get.. Anytime NCDC talk, Rivers Govt go counter am like 2017 Real Madrid.
24. Northern youths begin raise voice say make dem no start to dey test vaccine for their land upon say na dem don die oass like Okuko Christmas.
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