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Igbo Men don’t carry Last.
A Thread based on a True life story:
(I can’t translate ooo so if you don’t understand Igbo kupu
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A Thread based on a True life story:
(I can’t translate ooo so if you don’t understand Igbo kupu
Emeka strolls into computer village to buy original earpiece.
Emeka- mpa ke way?
Seller- Udo di, keduzi ncha bu omo?
Emeka- Nyegodu m original earpiece with nice bass, chokwa nke ezigbo way.
Seller- way adighi m ele fake nwanne, kupu ka m nye gi confirm. Iga alike yaa
Emeka- mpa ke way?
Seller- Udo di, keduzi ncha bu omo?
Emeka- Nyegodu m original earpiece with nice bass, chokwa nke ezigbo way.
Seller- way adighi m ele fake nwanne, kupu ka m nye gi confirm. Iga alike yaa
Seller hands over earpiece to Emeka. Bargains with Seller.
Agrees on 900 naira.
Pays seller.
Seller- chere, kam chọta change, sit on my chair.
Emeka seats down.
Agrees on 900 naira.
Pays seller.
Seller- chere, kam chọta change, sit on my chair.
Emeka seats down.
Woke Man aka Onye Mgbu strolls in to buy earpiece.
Meets Emeka there.
Onye Mgbu- I need earpiece bros
Emeka- you are at the right place.
Hands over his earpiece to Onye Mgbu.
Meets Emeka there.
Onye Mgbu- I need earpiece bros
Emeka- you are at the right place.
Hands over his earpiece to Onye Mgbu.
Emeka- Thats the last one of this particular model we have here, I kept it for a friend but since you came here, I can just give it to you and cook up a story for him.
Onye Mgbu-*Tests earpiece*
“I love the sound, how much?”
Emeka - Its 3,500, follow come earpiece.
Onye Mgbu-*Tests earpiece*
“I love the sound, how much?”
Emeka - Its 3,500, follow come earpiece.
Onye Mgbu -I have N2,000 last, which kain N3,500.
Emeka- I can give you for 2500 last
Onye Mgbu- See collect N2,200 or I go to another shop.
Emeka- It& #39;s because it’s your first time just to make you a customer o, oya bring the money.
Emeka collects N2,200.
Onye Mgbu Moves
Emeka- I can give you for 2500 last
Onye Mgbu- See collect N2,200 or I go to another shop.
Emeka- It& #39;s because it’s your first time just to make you a customer o, oya bring the money.
Emeka collects N2,200.
Onye Mgbu Moves
Seller walks in with change, hands over change to Emeka
Emeka- If I buy a second earpiece from you, how much will you sell to me?
nye m ezigbo ego o Nwanne.
Seller, ok, just bring 800.
Emeka hands over 800
Seller gives him another earpiece.
Emeka- If I buy a second earpiece from you, how much will you sell to me?
nye m ezigbo ego o Nwanne.
Seller, ok, just bring 800.
Emeka hands over 800
Seller gives him another earpiece.
Emeka walks away with new Earpiece and extra N1,500 playing “Alobam” by Phyno. I Stan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏼" title="Raising hands (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (medium light skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
