i’m not gonna be obnoxious on twitter abt watching the originals but every gd time elijah’s on screen i’m like [tik tok voice] i slowly, i slowly started to be seducted by him like he started to seduce me hahaHHHH

everyone (including me): klaus klaus we love ur hot evil vampire ass
me: the REPRESSION elijah has, the lONGING... a noble bitch who always puts everyone else first and never gets what he dESERVES

“i’m not gonna be obnoxious on twitter abt watching the originals”
... so that was a lie!!

anyways if u know literally anything about me you KNOW that the elijah/hayley dynamic was literally tailored to my interests

klaus

klaus really loves to push everyone away and treat people terribly and then when people doubt him and plot against him he’s like “HOW DARE YOU?! what have i DONE but lOVE YOU?

the loNGING!!! the rESTRAINT!!!!! they haven't even admitted to each other what they feel and yET they still know!

not in a shippy way but i love when klaus calls hayley “little wolf” i love antagonistic co-parents !

oh and the little look they shared when she was holding hope also elijah is so upset... it’s gonna be okay king!

how DARE this shows use daughter against mE!!! tvd used their songs too and it never fails to bring me pain!!!

*TO brings mikael back*
ugh jesus christ no
*brings esther back*
jESUS CHRIST! NO!

i promise i’m goin 2 sleep bUT i just remembered daniel sharman is gonna be on the show as kol now!! HE!

fdsadkj this is so coRNY why did they make him say this

ohhh tatia!! a doppelgänger :’) i missed hER! every time they mention/show a member of the tvd crew i tear up?? my family! i’m gonna lose it when stefan shows up.

according to the fanwiki page, klaus is a scorpio which makes so much sense... i knew this bitch was a water sign

daniel sharman is so charming as kol (and irl) i’m kinda mad that we didn’t get a photo op with him when @goaliechants and i went to our one and only teen wolf convention lol (tho our last minute purchase of a sinqua photo op was WORTH IT)

we all KNOW i’m a elijah/hayley stan but jackson has such an appeal to me... not for hayley but 4 my own enjoyment

elijah’s fatal flaw is that he ain’t got a top lip... RIP

knowing hayley's in love with someone else and still wanting to marry her because of Duty and Honor (and unrequited love)??? like i said, i don't love jackson for hayley but i love him for ME!!!!!

i looked up the actor (nathan parsons) and when i saw that he was born in australia i was like omg finally an australian actor on this show that's actually doing a decent accent!! but no, he was raised in colorado and texas + he doesn't have an australian accent so nvm

also he plays max in the roswell reboot??? that show really is trying 2 get my viewership

klaus always does the DUMBEST stuff omg like i get it but also just COMMUNICATE and TRUST in your allies

kinda glad he killed gia tho bc like, no offense to her she was fine but i did NOT understand the whole direction they were taking with her and elijah

JASON DOHRING?!!?! JASON D O H R I N G?!?!!!?!??? NO ONE WAS GONNA TELL ME HE WAS ON THE ORIGINALS....... AHHH!!!!!

every time klaus is like “YOU BETRAYED ME!!!!?!” it’s either 1. for his own good or 2. because he deserves it... those therapy sessions with cami are not helping that much bro