jodie come thread. the fam 😁
she is a wax figure. no name.
this is jyke and jode. they both got the gay gene and are also middle children. jode is obsessed with aircrafts while jyke likes saying “hey mamas” and pee play (hence the pee in her eye)
this is jillian coad. she’s 54 years old. freshly divorced. she has an office job but works at a craft store on the weekends for the employee discount. she has a sign above her bed that says “no whining. just wine” she has a fair share of kinks.
this is joe code. she works at hobby lobby. a rivalry craft store with jillian. they fight constantly. joe has to take sleeping pills and has chronic depression. help her. she is the only good soul.
this is jolissa covid. she’s 20 and just pledged apple sigma pie sorority. she’s been waiting for you all summer and she’s so excited you’re finally here. she shops at republican boutiques and listens to justin bieber. she’s very close with jillian.
this is jolynne constraceptive. she gets along great with jolissa. she is a registered republican and ran for governor in the state of massachusetts. she has triplet sons who she lets yell at her. her most prized possession is her diamond tennis racket that she stole from jodie.
this is joanna. everyone is scared of her. she thinks she can talk to demons and practices witchcraft. she constantly threatens to hex people. don’t get on her bad side!
this is J0D13 C0M-3R. she’s a robot
this is J0D13 mk. 1. the first attempt at a fully functional ai robot. sadly she was only able to speak in binary code (01111001)
this is jamie. she’s racist. she preaches that she can beat your ass but rllt can’t. she robs stores and thinks it’s funny to push old people over. one of the biggest failure of the jodie experiment.
this is jossica cordel. she is a 40 yr old baker who has depression. she’s really rude and lives alone with a 20 yr old son who got emancipated when he was 17. she believes in gay rights and is having an affair with the neighbors wife.
this is j-money , shes a soundcloud rapper and thinks she’s going somewhere . 💔
this is joley. another lesbian. she’s living a normal life with her femme girlfriend and cat in nyc. they have nothing else to say. joley has anger issues.
this is jolana crome. she’s a fashion designer/ makeup artist. she’s very successful but has a weird disgusting secret of melting cheese and drinking it when she’s lonely.
this is joyce colender. she just finished grad school with a masters in women’s studies. she knows she can’t get a job with it but it’s okay because she’s been interning with an editing company for two years and she’s pretty sure they’re about to offer her a full time position.
this is joot. they have to keep her in the basement 💔 (it’s because she bites). joot rights!
this is jojo coco. she thinks it’s 2013. her favorite youtuber is zoella and she can’t wait to meet her at vidcon this year❀ she’s part of the middle child gang. she has a vsco and has many fans there.
this is janine. she’s a very successful fashion designer, she cut ties with every clone that isn’t rich bc she doesn’t like to associate herself with people that are ‘poor’. she adopted a white chihuahua called princess and carries it around in a bag, princess bites people.
this is janene. janines twin. she is weird and smokes cigarettes. she hangs out in empty swimming pools and dresses like it’s the 70’s. she’s always drunk or high. she loves concerts but don’t take her to a clairo concert...
this is the virgin jary. she gave birth to jojesus cometh. amen ! she is 7 ft tall.
this is the youngest, jerri. she bites and spits on people. no one can control her. she loves pickles and smells like the word soggy. you can probably find her at the ymca public pool.
this is judice, shes 29 years old and is on stan twitter still. she writes y/n fics and thinks she lives in a fictional reality.
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