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Abortion: deletus that motha fuckin fetus
LGBTQ: Don’t mind, have several friends irl who are gay
As long as you don’t hit on me I could care less about your sexuality
Non-binary: idk how tf are you not a gender, either you got a dick or not
Breastfeeding: you can’t deny the baby so I’m fine with it
Feminism: y’all weird as fuck. We only trash bc we come out of females
Meninism: we are superior. Suck it if you think otherwise
Long distance relationship: can’t speak much as never had a long distance one but I guess as long as there’s communication it can work
Gun laws: I’m from Texas
Connect the dots
Saying the N-Word: I’m white
Pedophilia: Shrek rap silly 😜
Donald trump: Not 18 but Eminem dissed him so FUCK HIM
Barack Obama: would go to town on his wife
Rape in marriage: @tylerthecreator
Anime: stop being edgy, watch normal shows
Hentai/Porn: If you watch hentai you’re weird as fuck. Lana Rhoades is fine as hell
Pansexual: I get it, when I shove pans up my ass it feels nice so acceptable
Aliens: their mouth feels weird around your duck
Slimy
Cultural appropriation: idek what the fuck that is but FUCK IT
Fake freckles: idc if they’re real or fake
Imma still pipe
He/Him lesbians: Bro stop tryna be edgy and in a minority, you’re just straight
Not special
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