It took me over fifteen minutes to lift my head just now.
Am I the only one that didn't know peppers were vegetables? #AskTwitter
Do y'all think ugly people are the product of bad sex?
America should let black people purge for 400 years. Every Juneteenth
People in Iceland believe in elves. I know they smoking that good ganja
Would you rather be Stevie Wonder blind but have your dream body or slapped ten times by the fattest person you know for a half million dollars?
Who would play you in a movie about your life? I would choose Meryl Streep or Michael J. Jordan
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