mdzs characters as chaotic shit my brothers have said
(warning: LOTS of profanity)

Wei Wuxian: “Yknow I’d love to be humble and all but it is just so hard when I am so fucking good at this”

Jiang Cheng: “I’m so FUCKING tired of this MOTHER FUCKING shit fucker FUCKING FUCKASS”
“Say fuck one more time”
“FUCK”

Nie Huaisang: “Yo this steak is so good it’s like...charred on the outside but soft on the inside... like an egg... an egg steak...”

Wen Ning: *while holding a cat* “I wish our cats at home were as friendly as this random street cat I’ve never met before “

Lan Jingyi: “Why have all my English teachers been either evil or gay or both”

Lan Xichen: “Wait... Freddie Mercury was gay??”

Jin Ling: “Remember, it’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno.”
“Actually it’s Round Table”
“No- you- that’s not- that wasn’t what I- ...You ruined the joke!”

Xue Yang: “Wanna get stabbed?”

no hanguang-jun bc my brothers will never be that pristine
ok sorry 4 this lol i know nobody asked end thread