Joke ahead

Why Indian Students are Disliked Abroad!

It was 1st day of school in USA
A new Indian student, Chandra Subramanian entered the 4th grade

The teacher said, "Let& #39;s begin by reviewing some American History"

Teacher: "Who said & #39;Give me Liberty, or give me Death& #39;?"

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She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandra, who had his hand up
Chandra: & #39;Patrick Henry, 1775,& #39;

Teacher: "Very good! Who said & #39;Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
shall not perish from the Earth?& #39;& #39;

Again, no response except from Chandra

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"Abraham Lincoln, 1863"

Teacher snapped at the class
"You should be ashamed
Chandra, is new to our country, knows more about our history than you"

She heard a loud stage whisper
"Fxck the Indians"

"Who said that?" she demanded
But Chandra put his hand up
"General Custer, 1862"

At that point, a student in the back said, "I& #39;m gonna puke"

The teacher glares around & asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Chandra says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991"

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

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Chandra jumps out of his chair waving his hand & shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997"

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said
"You little shit. If you say anything else, I& #39;ll kill you"

Chandra frantically yells at the top of his voice,

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"Michael Jackson to the child witness testifying against him in 2004"

The teacher fainted
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we& #39;re screwed!"

And Chandra said quietly, "Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008"

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