Reasons why @ImRealGayJesus_ should be cancelled // a thread
They are a narcissist
They cheated on brad, poor brad
They are a school shooter, as confirmed on a zoom call
They fuck pillows
They never shower
They’re an Lt c**ra stan account
They’re an k*vos stan account
They are secretly a keem on da roof hater. Fuck keem on da roof haters
They love children, confirmed by zoom calls
They called me a smelly enby
They stan LT c**ra
They are a Het
They wear hats b-b-backwards 🤢
They don’t step on children
They fuck people’s daughters
They ARE keemstar
They wear their ex boyfriends hoodies
They are a tik tok fuck boy
They’re a racist
They have Calvin’s tweet notifications on
They have in-depth convos
They never broke up with brad, it’s a coverup
They’re a furry
They exist
They never answer dms
They leave people on read
They’re an lt c**ra stan
They’re a k*vos stan
They wanna shag k*vos
They’re a whore for k*vos and k**mstar
They don’t have auto caps on
They send a lot of emails
He’s not the real gay Jesus
They’re dating the right opinion
They are a het
They’re an lt c**ra stan
They’re a whore for k*vos
They’re a whore for lt c**ra
They are obsessed with a lot of things
End of thread, now cancel Max
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