quarantine day 64

friends convinced me to download snapchat
I spammed them with thigh high crocs

today was a good day
did you know you can be a cow? why have I been sleeping on this platform?
OH NO MY PHONE IS BUZZING I DO NOT LIKE THIS
virtual mushroom. I never truly understood vibing until now.

mushroom me is vibing
just got hit with dread that people may try to use this social media app to communicate with me
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