I’ve known this girl for some years, know her family and all that. I used to date her cousin. I never hit on her or ever had any interest, nothing like that......
I’ve watched her go through MULTIPLE niggas. I personally know 5 men that she let beat. At least 3 of em are or were my homies.

I never judged her, always was protective and gave her the best advice I could give when she asked for it.
Later down the line, she’s dating some corny mufucka who is unlike any man I have ever seen her with.

He’s more her speed, less likely to break her heart and all that..he’s a weirdo but, whatever.

If she’s happy then that’s all that matters. Right?
So I occasionally hang out with ole girl, as I have done for years. We still share some friends so our schedules mix in for an event a few times a year.

Except now, the cornball boyfriend tags along with her to these events.
I sometimes see him in passing and I know he’s intimidated by me. So I’m extra nice and I speak every time I see him.

“Hey what’s up John”

“Hey, how’s it going?”

Like that, nothing major.
Hell speak back, but I know for a fact he’s intimidated. He can’t even hide it. Mofo becomes this meek little ferret every time I speak to him.

That’s cool, I can be a little scary at times.
BUT! One day I ended up on a video chat or FaceTime or something with his girl, and he was in the background.

When it was time for her to hang up, I heard him make a snide little joke that I didn’t like.
It was quick, but I caught it and he made sure I heard him.

And that’s where he fucked up at.
You’re as meek as a blade of grass in my presence, but take the opportunity to get slick when you’re over the phone, eh?

Alexa, play “Ole Lady” by Plies.
Maybe one day I’ll mature and be a decent person who isn’t bent on revenge and destroying my foes. But until then...
Like nigga, I’ll impregnate your girl and then have her use your money for an abortion.

Please don’t play with me, I have no regard for your livelihood or mental well being.

And I can fight.
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