a. thread of anime men i’d wish would stop being pussies and push me down the stairs already:

gomu gomu kick me off the stairs

hurry up, point your sword while pushing me with the other hand

make me catch on literal fire so that when you push me down the stairs the fire burns out please

with him we can do it together he pushes me and i grab onto his shirt while we go down together

i don’t think i have to explain this one i mean come on he needs to push me so hard that there’s a hole at the bottom of the stairs after

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