I regret to inform you all that I will be making a thread of my fav Tik Toks. I hope these make you laugh ~in these uncertain times~

🍾 We’re starting off with the one that always makes me belly laugh 🍾
praxis!
h’zuh!
look at the flowers Lenny
good parenting
TWENTYtheTWELFTH
. @ParkerKitHill never fails
*Sarah Paulson screaming circa AHS ssn 2*
the enthusiasm
*taking notes*
Patti LuPone stans are called Patti Cakes
timeless
this one goes out to Claire Saffitz and the BA test kitchen crew
can’t wait for this to be me
🦂💅🦂
some pigs
🐝🐝🐝 ¡save the bees! 🐝🐝🐝
fictional deaths I will never get over
Ex Machina (2014)
these ice molds are so cute??? Where to buy?
save the bees^2
dyslexia^2
if ya had the chance to do a jig, would ya?
self defense
agsjdhjahahga
ha ha ha ha huh
fiesta baila quinceanera
we got the horses in the foyer
me whenever I had to help my carpenter grandfather
spa day for Hazel Mae 💅💅💅
I’m in tears
I mean
gays rise up! @dslubes this is for you
again, I’m in tears
*Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX plays*
me vs. my cat
ecofeminism @rianphin
*NSFW*
sensuality knows no age
hope she’s doing well
. @chaseicon ALSO never disappoints
“what the LaCroix can next to my bed sees at 3am 🥵
king of unbothered-dom
where does this fall on the political compass
a classic
Stun (ft. Gia Gunn)
hi sisters!!
👁👄👁
*dies of dysentery*
IN MY PERSONAL HALL OF FAME
this is how SOPHIE makes her music
. @grimyratbastard you know
what I’d give to go back to this time
a lip-sync assasin
jinkies! I dropped my glasses!
“pov: you’re the sack on my back when I run away”
Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy in CATS (2019)
you smile, I smileee
this awakens nondescript emotions in me
me making this endless thread
filtered vibe check
Austin Colter’s youth experience
I’ve never wanted to be a duck so badly
me when y’all talk about the 1%
this is Nana B and she was recently hospitalized and thank god she’s recovered and doing much better, I just felt the need to acknowledge that
god deciding who to give the homo tendencies to
fahshshha
:-////// (almost done)
Alright, this is it. This is the Tik Tok that broke my brain and got me on the app in the first place. This also hits very close to home. We’ve arrived at the end of this thread that nobody asked for. I hope my derelict humor taste made y’all chuckle too! Tidings and joy!! 😽👄♥️
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