Hey @USPSHelp, can you assist my darling friend Garrett with this first world problem? When he gets tired he tweets sassy things to the wrong corporate twitter handles and I just fear he might never receive his @NiallOfficial vinyl if I didn't say something. https://twitter.com/nofeargarrett/status/1260715144608432128
@USPSHelp Just saw this tweet from my darling friend Garrett which tells me that no one bothered to help him three days ago when I kindly asked you to respond.

So, let’s cut the bullshit. We know someone's there - you just responded to a complaint 8 hours ago. https://twitter.com/nofeargarrett/status/1261724192787107842
Hi there, it's me again!👋🏻

By now you might be thinking, "If we just continue to ignore him, he'll eventually go away."

Now, you wouldn't already know this about me because we haven't had the opportunity to meet yet, but I'm an incredibly persistent person.
In fact, I'm persistent to the point where my peers give me nicknames like "Obnoxious," "Irritating," and "Punchable."

I'll even guarantee that my friends will vouch for me on that!

Go ahead, ask a few of them:
@tonylowephoto
@drewcohee
@CalebLeeNerd
@mattdaly
@TheeNickKoski
This isn't your everyday case of "he won't go away."

I'm like a bottle of glitter that spilled on your carpet.

I show up every✨single✨day✨until you've fully cleaned your entire mess.🧹

I shall persist until @nofeargarrett's @NiallOfficial vinyl package has been liberated!
Let's just face the facts.

Everybody knows you're not impossibly unable to respond to your customers. We know what you're capable of accomplishing and we can prove it!

I mean heck, it was barely 10 hours ago that you responded to this customer's 3+ day old question.
And sure, he could have easily found the answer on his own three days sooner, but that's not the point.

The point is that YOU found the answer.

YOU helped him.

YOU resolved a problem.

And YOU did it all on YOUR own!
Now the question is, can you do it again?

And please, don't do it just for me.

Do it for @nofeargarrett and @NiallOfficial's vinyl package.

Do it for my friends who are now trapped in this thread that they never asked to be apart of.

Do it because you want to.
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