Hey @USPSHelp, can you assist my darling friend Garrett with this first world problem? When he gets tired he tweets sassy things to the wrong corporate twitter handles and I just fear he might never receive his @NiallOfficial vinyl if I didn& #39;t say something. https://twitter.com/nofeargarrett/status/1260715144608432128">https://twitter.com/nofeargar...

@USPSHelp Just saw this tweet from my darling friend Garrett which tells me that no one bothered to help him three days ago when I kindly asked you to respond.

So, let’s cut the bullshit. We know someone& #39;s there - you just responded to a complaint 8 hours ago. https://twitter.com/nofeargarrett/status/1261724192787107842">https://twitter.com/nofeargar...

Hi there, it& #39;s me again!https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👋🏻" title="Waving hand (light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Waving hand (light skin tone)">

By now you might be thinking, "If we just continue to ignore him, he& #39;ll eventually go away."

Now, you wouldn& #39;t already know this about me because we haven& #39;t had the opportunity to meet yet, but I& #39;m an incredibly persistent person.

In fact, I& #39;m persistent to the point where my peers give me nicknames like "Obnoxious," "Irritating," and "Punchable."

I& #39;ll even guarantee that my friends will vouch for me on that!

Go ahead, ask a few of them:
@tonylowephoto
@drewcohee
@CalebLeeNerd
@mattdaly
@TheeNickKoski

This isn& #39;t your everyday case of "he won& #39;t go away."

I& #39;m like a bottle of glitter that spilled on your carpet.

I show up everyhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">singlehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">dayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">until you& #39;ve fully cleaned your entire mess.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧹" title="Broom" aria-label="Emoji: Broom">

I shall persist until @nofeargarrett& #39;s @NiallOfficial vinyl package has been liberated!

Let& #39;s just face the facts.

Everybody knows you& #39;re not impossibly unable to respond to your customers. We know what you& #39;re capable of accomplishing and we can prove it!

I mean heck, it was barely 10 hours ago that you responded to this customer& #39;s 3+ day old question.

And sure, he could have easily found the answer on his own three days sooner, but that& #39;s not the point.

The point is that YOU found the answer.

YOU helped him.

YOU resolved a problem.

And YOU did it all on YOUR own!

Now the question is, can you do it again?

And please, don& #39;t do it just for me.

Do it for @nofeargarrett and @NiallOfficial& #39;s vinyl package.

Do it for my friends who are now trapped in this thread that they never asked to be apart of.

Do it because you want to.