a little over a month ago my sister (in georgia) forgot to change the contact # for a doordash order, so I (in california) got a call asking what color i wanted to the icing on my cake to be -- i said orange ? (it was about a week after my birthday)
the doordash lady felt bad bc she thought she ruined a surprised -- i told her it was chill.

she said she'd be there in a few minutes.
she texts me about 15 min later and says "i'm here" so i go outside and ... nothing.

i say where are you?
she says outside your house
i said... where is my house?
she says MARYLAND

and i said hold pls and called my sister
i said, i'm so sorry to say this but you're at my sister's ex-boyfriend's house -- apparently the cake is for him.

she says -- WHAT
i said, send me you're cash app, my sister didn't tip you enough for this
so i cash app her some extra $ and she says how's quarantine?

i said it's lonely
she said here's my number if want to be friends

i am in no position to say no
anyway, she just texted me to check in

:')
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