a little over a month ago my sister (in georgia) forgot to change the contact # for a doordash order, so I (in california) got a call asking what color i wanted to the icing on my cake to be -- i said orange ? (it was about a week after my birthday)
the doordash lady felt bad bc she thought she ruined a surprised -- i told her it was chill.

she said she& #39;d be there in a few minutes.
she texts me about 15 min later and says "i& #39;m here" so i go outside and ... nothing.

i say where are you?
she says outside your house
i said... where is my house?
she says MARYLAND

and i said hold pls and called my sister
i said, i& #39;m so sorry to say this but you& #39;re at my sister& #39;s ex-boyfriend& #39;s house -- apparently the cake is for him.

she says -- WHAT
i said, send me you& #39;re cash app, my sister didn& #39;t tip you enough for this
so i cash app her some extra $ and she says how& #39;s quarantine?

i said it& #39;s lonely
she said here& #39;s my number if want to be friends

i am in no position to say no
anyway, she just texted me to check in

:& #39;)
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