If your company ever issues an "anonymous" HR survey, don't ever answer it truthfully lol.

I said "every meeting that should have been an email has now become two meetings" and now we're having a meeting to discuss survey responses.

I also told my boss that microsoft teams is crap and that half the staff don't check or use it and in response they set up a new teams to improve inter-managerial communication.

the big boss brings up the topic of the company penny-pinching resources (completely unsolicited, nobody raised it) and says it's not about money.

Spoiler: it was about money. Also we're delusional.

"so i bet you guys think the lack of data for overseas employees is about money, but it's not"

"well nobody mentioned it, but yeah probably"

"the company has lost money, you're delusional, idiot"