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I was walking down LaBrea with my little brother and @mrcraigrobinson drove by in a convertible and we nodded to each other like what& #39;s up. You could ask him, he probably remembers it. https://twitter.com/MavenofHonor/status/1260626632395685889">https://twitter.com/MavenofHo...
I was out smoking in front of ... wanna say Fleming& #39;s in Manhattan Beach? And @teamromany was outside on the phone and I made a delighted face and pointed to him to say "YOU ARE THE GUY ON WEEDS" and he smiled to affirm "Yes that& #39;s me, the guy on weeds."
I was at a bar in Costa Mesa for Halloween and @leif_garrett was the costume contest judge. He picked the naughty nurse with the hard nipples.
I took my son and two friends to see Get Him to the Greek for his birthday and @juddapatow was there watching audience reax, and my son and his friends went and talked to him and Jonah Hill and they were nice.
That& #39;s more nice than mundane, but it& #39;s mundane 2.
That& #39;s more nice than mundane, but it& #39;s mundane 2.
I made a hideous fool out of myself meeting @chrisisaak at Hootenanny about Sam and Anita were looking for him but they couldn& #39;t get backstage and he said I didn& #39;t know Sam and Anita had such goodlooking friends and then I repeated THE ENTIRE THING I JUST SAID and he said it
again and then I repeated it A SECOND TIME. So that was horrible.
I was in the women& #39;s room at the Orange County Museum of Art for a John Waters reception and I was gossiping with two girlfriends and @rickilake came out of a stall and goes WHO was hitting on her???? all excited to gossip with us and we were like "Johnny Knoxville" and she left.
I was at the House of Blues in OC and I met @johndoefromx and he said something like "you& #39;re gonna make me famous!" and I said "stick with me and I& #39;ll take you places" LIKE JOKING and he goes "You know I& #39;m married right?"
I was at the Improv on Melrose and tried to hit on @bader_diedrich and he didn& #39;t go for it like at ALL.
I was at a Dem thing in OC and @GavinNewsom was there HELLO. At the time I was having a very unsuccessful affair with a state senator and his secretary was like OH HI IT& #39;S YOU. She knew what was up. Anyway, I got this picture.
One time I was at a Politico party and @jimvandehei kicked me out for tweeting mean shit.
one time I was at a fundraiser in Sacramento and @alfranken didn& #39;t say hi to like ANYONE.
One time I was backstage and I didn& #39;t know I was in @davealvin& #39;s dressing room just hanging out like I owned the place but he said it was okay, I was a communist so I DID own the place. but that is not mundane because we have been friends ever since.
One time at the DNC I met @charliecrist in a parking garage and i said HOLY SHIT IT& #39;S CHARLIE CRIST and we took a picture and he said, not even kidding, "And may I say, & #39;holy S& #39; to you too!" But that was not mundane because I was accidentally on acid.
Then one time at the RNC I met Clint Eastwood RIGHT AFTER he gave that zonko empty chair speech and I was hanging out with my Boston reporter guys and was like MULTIPLE COVERAGE and we got multiple coverage. I wasn& #39;t on acid but he might have been.
One time I was in Miami and I was super alcohol blood poisoned and went on a four hour boat trip with all the publishers and editors at @altweeklies who were all on shrooms, and we went to the Bay of Miami (?) and swam over to Lil Wayne& #39;s yacht and climbed up for a few minutes
and then they were like "thank you for coming" and we said "okay thanks."
One time I tried to tell Padma Lakshmi what a super duper fan I was, we were both going to be on Jake Tapper& #39;s show in a minute and I don& #39;t know I guess that& #39;s not really done.
One time we were at some dumb club in Costa Mesa and Dennis Rodman was there and my girl @arrissiaowen was super drunk and trying to explain to him what he was doing wrong playing D.
One time I was at the Fling in Costa Mesa and introduced Jan from the Vandals to @DanaRohrabacher who was literally sliding off his barstool.
Not mundane!
Not mundane!
One time I was at a party at @mrtimlong& #39;s house and my literal actual rocket scientist friend and I were so gorgeous that everybody thought we were stupid bimbos.
One time my New Year& #39;s resolution was "go to more parties" and it was SUPER successful, and I met Genesis P-Orridge and it wasn& #39;t mundane AT ALL.
One time I had lunch with Viggo Mortensen because he was going to do a ... magazine? art ... something? And I looked like a MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS and was bright and engaging and he just faded into the banquette like he was a sort of a pudding. It was disappointing!
I met @chrisisaak ANOTHER TIME and he said "good looking boy you got there!" (my son was about 4, he was the darlingest) and then he had to repeat it because I couldn& #39;t say anything, and then I said ...
YOU BETCHA!!!
YOU BETCHA!!!
One time when I was five my parents were like GET IN THE CAR WONDER WOMAN IS FILMING DOWN THE STREET! And they took me to see her and there were a bunch of girls outside her trailer but I was too shy to say hello :(
One time I was a guest of a guest of the DJ at Heather Graham& #39;s birthda, and I tried to say hello to Liev Schreiber and he was talking to someone and I waited and waited and waited until it was too long to turn around and then I touched his shoulder gently and he TURNED HSI BACK.
And HE WAS NOT EVEN THAT FAMOUS THEN.
I am not too shy to say hello to ANYONE anymore! Watch out world, YOU WILL BE SAID HELLO TO! BY ME!
One time I saw Adam Kennedy from the Angels getting a blowjob in a parking lot and then blackmailed him into buying me an Irish Carbomb and then I threw up. "It was nice to meet you Rebecca," he said. :(
