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I was walking down LaBrea with my little brother and @mrcraigrobinson drove by in a convertible and we nodded to each other like what's up. You could ask him, he probably remembers it. https://twitter.com/MavenofHonor/status/1260626632395685889
I was out smoking in front of ... wanna say Fleming's in Manhattan Beach? And @teamromany was outside on the phone and I made a delighted face and pointed to him to say "YOU ARE THE GUY ON WEEDS" and he smiled to affirm "Yes that's me, the guy on weeds."
I was at a bar in Costa Mesa for Halloween and @leif_garrett was the costume contest judge. He picked the naughty nurse with the hard nipples.
I took my son and two friends to see Get Him to the Greek for his birthday and @juddapatow was there watching audience reax, and my son and his friends went and talked to him and Jonah Hill and they were nice.
That's more nice than mundane, but it's mundane 2.
That's more nice than mundane, but it's mundane 2.
I made a hideous fool out of myself meeting @chrisisaak at Hootenanny about Sam and Anita were looking for him but they couldn't get backstage and he said I didn't know Sam and Anita had such goodlooking friends and then I repeated THE ENTIRE THING I JUST SAID and he said it
again and then I repeated it A SECOND TIME. So that was horrible.
I was in the women's room at the Orange County Museum of Art for a John Waters reception and I was gossiping with two girlfriends and @rickilake came out of a stall and goes WHO was hitting on her???? all excited to gossip with us and we were like "Johnny Knoxville" and she left.
I was at the House of Blues in OC and I met @johndoefromx and he said something like "you're gonna make me famous!" and I said "stick with me and I'll take you places" LIKE JOKING and he goes "You know I'm married right?"
I was at the Improv on Melrose and tried to hit on @bader_diedrich and he didn't go for it like at ALL.
I was at a Dem thing in OC and @GavinNewsom was there HELLO. At the time I was having a very unsuccessful affair with a state senator and his secretary was like OH HI IT'S YOU. She knew what was up. Anyway, I got this picture.
One time I was at a Politico party and @jimvandehei kicked me out for tweeting mean shit.
one time I was at a fundraiser in Sacramento and @alfranken didn't say hi to like ANYONE.
One time I was backstage and I didn't know I was in @davealvin's dressing room just hanging out like I owned the place but he said it was okay, I was a communist so I DID own the place. but that is not mundane because we have been friends ever since.
One time at the DNC I met @charliecrist in a parking garage and i said HOLY SHIT IT'S CHARLIE CRIST and we took a picture and he said, not even kidding, "And may I say, 'holy S' to you too!" But that was not mundane because I was accidentally on acid.
Then one time at the RNC I met Clint Eastwood RIGHT AFTER he gave that zonko empty chair speech and I was hanging out with my Boston reporter guys and was like MULTIPLE COVERAGE and we got multiple coverage. I wasn't on acid but he might have been.
One time I was in Miami and I was super alcohol blood poisoned and went on a four hour boat trip with all the publishers and editors at @altweeklies who were all on shrooms, and we went to the Bay of Miami (?) and swam over to Lil Wayne's yacht and climbed up for a few minutes
and then they were like "thank you for coming" and we said "okay thanks."
One time I tried to tell Padma Lakshmi what a super duper fan I was, we were both going to be on Jake Tapper's show in a minute and I don't know I guess that's not really done.
One time we were at some dumb club in Costa Mesa and Dennis Rodman was there and my girl @arrissiaowen was super drunk and trying to explain to him what he was doing wrong playing D.
One time I was at the Fling in Costa Mesa and introduced Jan from the Vandals to @DanaRohrabacher who was literally sliding off his barstool.
Not mundane!
Not mundane!
One time I was at a party at @mrtimlong's house and my literal actual rocket scientist friend and I were so gorgeous that everybody thought we were stupid bimbos.
One time my New Year's resolution was "go to more parties" and it was SUPER successful, and I met Genesis P-Orridge and it wasn't mundane AT ALL.
One time I had lunch with Viggo Mortensen because he was going to do a ... magazine? art ... something? And I looked like a MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS and was bright and engaging and he just faded into the banquette like he was a sort of a pudding. It was disappointing!
I met @chrisisaak ANOTHER TIME and he said "good looking boy you got there!" (my son was about 4, he was the darlingest) and then he had to repeat it because I couldn't say anything, and then I said ...
YOU BETCHA!!!
YOU BETCHA!!!
One time when I was five my parents were like GET IN THE CAR WONDER WOMAN IS FILMING DOWN THE STREET! And they took me to see her and there were a bunch of girls outside her trailer but I was too shy to say hello :(
One time I was a guest of a guest of the DJ at Heather Graham's birthda, and I tried to say hello to Liev Schreiber and he was talking to someone and I waited and waited and waited until it was too long to turn around and then I touched his shoulder gently and he TURNED HSI BACK.
And HE WAS NOT EVEN THAT FAMOUS THEN.
I am not too shy to say hello to ANYONE anymore! Watch out world, YOU WILL BE SAID HELLO TO! BY ME!
One time I saw Adam Kennedy from the Angels getting a blowjob in a parking lot and then blackmailed him into buying me an Irish Carbomb and then I threw up. "It was nice to meet you Rebecca," he said. :(
