My friend Stella has this theory that every movie plot can be summed up in the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song and my loves, it works. It works ridiculously well.

Hit me.

Back to the Future: "Marty please don't fuck your mother"

Get Out: "Please try not to date a white girl"

HEROES IN A HALF SHELL, TURTLE POWER.

Omg:

Face Off: "This procedure does not exist"

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Stoner bros make mess of space-time"

I'm trying not to let this steal my day but it's so much fun thinking of them.

Forrest Gump: Kid has quite an eventful life

The Irishman: What is Martin trying to prove here

Lord of the Rings: Shrimpy kid goes on a big hike

Showgirls: We could not afford an actress