Stuffing is actually disgusting and I’ll die believing that
Also, if you eat catfish, idfwy. It’s so dirty tasting

While I’m at it, vegetables don’t belong in a mf’in dessert. Keep that carrot cake out of my face
And for a lil dazzle dazzle, mushrooms are a rubbery sin
Had to save the best for last- those soft ass sugar cookies with frosting on them? You know the ones I’m talking about. Yeah, those are
too
