The spider who lives in my car has been thriving in COVID. Web a whole damn mansion at this point. Gotten more work done than I have.

I’ve never seen the spider. Just the proof of his work. He’s like Jesus in that way.

I don’t know why you guys are trying to make this spider a woman. He is taking up space in a place he isn’t welcome, without a care in the world. He is... not a woman.