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live thread of me reading @hualianize 's latest ( https://archiveofourown.org/works/24172474 )? perchance, perchance!! bc i'm five sentences in and they are MARRIED! HUZZAH!
"“Why are you staring at me?” Lan Zhan asks, his voice deep but soft, eyes still closed." actively... actively losing my mind.
erin stop reading this, it will be here later, go watch netflix
lan zhan having half a conversation with his eyes closed while wei wuxian does the equivalent of mentally running around in circles... exquisite
“Okay,” Lan Zhan says. “If you want to, then I want it too.” when i say exquisite!
mental jiang cheng just popping in to say hi. now THATS what i call sibling life!
"Wei Ying pours no more than a shot’s worth of wine into Lan Zhan's glass, filling his own almost to the brim." brooooooooooo
"His heart is beating so hard it could probably shatter his ribcage" yeah SAME for him? smh headass thinking lan zhan will divorce him for this? i perish
the LINGERIE IS GOING ON AND I, HEAD IN HANDS, AM GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE IT... so soon? i think the fuck so! erin magic?? ribbon as choker, this is... how tf did u get inside my head! witch!
wei wuxian: escalation is the best policy and ideally i get nailed right as soon as i get seen
me: agree on the first, and you know what? agree on the second, too. go get em tiger
me: agree on the first, and you know what? agree on the second, too. go get em tiger
" who now has scarlet running down his nostril" okay i'm trying not to use all caps all the time but it is taking me a lot of self control not to just type 'nosebleed hours' very loudly and as an entire tweet
"He wants to keep talking, but he isn’t confident he will be able to." lmao.... bold of you, wei wuxian. bold of you to assume
big beefy beautiful broad lan zhan has entered the chat... and he has ALL THE RIGHTS
"Lan Zhan kisses him like he means it"
alright... alright... we whipping our dicks out... i may not have the strength to continue this thread, as i am hunting around for a fainting chair
" Wei Ying just wants to be fucked at this point" once again i put a sword at Wei Wuxian's throat and use it to tip his chin up as i say: oh, bitch? you forgot about your ribbon? you fool! your husband is Thinking!
horny grip hours
