I’m a woman of my word and demon time is all the time bc time doesn’t exist

I feel like you love God but be throwing it back which I respect. I’m so glad you are so open and genuine bc tbh the niggas that stressed you out (about ASU in general) did not represent me. Also titties be Tittying!!!

You were a late addition especially bc I don’t like to make new friends but your persistence paid off and now I answer your random FaceTimes (which I don’t do for people) you can be off putting to some sure but it’s bc people don’t understand nuance. Shits not black and white

Shoutout to @nuance_bot for retweeting me that what I’m talking about!!

I used to write you off as another mean girl from NY but time and personal growth helped me see you in a different light. That one time you worried if I was okay I was just tryna give you and my homie alone time lmaoo Im not slick. We should spark up soon XOXO

You don’t be drunk until you do and then it’s too muthafucking late lmao. We never talked that much but I’ll always respect you for being your drunk most honest self. They making a Hamilton movie by the way

I spent all year wondering if you heard all my sexcapades and associated noises through the wall. You a real one and I appreciate you never bringing it up even when you saw folks leaving in the morning lmaoo but at least my bed wasn’t on the wall closest to yours

You’re a vibe frl frl and shit woulda been different if I was 2 years younger lmao on some Fatima Arabic and Swahili vibes

You fine asl and the vibes on the web are A-1 but you used to not say hi to me in public so I decided you were stank lol I realize it was probably social anxiety so I forgive you

Idk why my wife would feel the need to like this! We would be perfect bc you already have buzzed hair and I believe in black love. I used to not know what your agenda was bc sometimes bitches be fake nice but I realize you are real nice

You tryna convince me to get a tribal tattoo on my thigh was outta pocket but other than that you’re a real friend. You spot hulkshir from a mile away so it’s always funny seeing you jokingly dog people I know you don’t like in real live. Vibrations be different