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Jesus do you know the kind of things your sons are down here saying to me: A memoir
1. I wish I had nutted in you instead.
2. Even when you get married this pussy is still gonna be mine
3. Wait, you’d deny me if I had a girlfriend?
4. You really think you can just stop fucking me? I’ll take it
5. Your pussy is ruining my life
6. I heard big girls get hella wet.. wyd
7. Ideally you’re a wife but right now you’re just the girl that gets cheated on.
8. You’re dangerous. You the type of girl that make a nigga leave all his other bitches alone.
9. You’re mine. ( after knowing me for 45 minutes)
10. I love you (after knowing me for a couple weeks)
11. Imma get you pregnant (after having my number for like a day and a half)
12. I wouldn’t say that I lie to you, I just don’t tell you everything (said the nigga with the secret life....)
13. You my main, these other bitches don’t matter. I don’t even trust them
14. “Who texting us? Who that your other nigga
” Once there is another nigga that’s getting the time I gave you... “stop fucking playing with me like I won’t air that niggas shit out
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” Once there is another nigga that’s getting the time I gave you... “stop fucking playing with me like I won’t air that niggas shit out”
15. What you got a new nigga? You don’t even respect me anymore. (Kinda needs context. Kinda can’t give it)
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16. If we get married, you can’t be friends with her anymore let alone best friends. (Yes, this is about @allaboutGinaa_ 
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