Inspired by @zkat__, I wanna put some positivity in the world.

I& #39;ll do this for up to 25 mutuals.
you are SO cool and such a good engineer. Your work inspires me. I have a professional crush on you (and a little bit of a personal crush TBH, tho I feel weird about it & #39;cause I don& #39;t know you that well.)
Delightful online friend! I am so glad we met. You are kind and I agree with your technical opinions and enjoy your tweets.

I was afraid you& #39;d think I was weird because I was crying in public at the place where we met IRL, but then I looked over and you were crying too. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
Thank you for not being weird about how I didn& #39;t want to go on a second date with you.

I enjoy our interactions and it makes me happy that we have a lot of community in common https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌈" title="Rainbow" aria-label="Emoji: Rainbow">
Futurey science fiction non-binary human, your aesthetic is excellent and inspiring, you& #39;ve worked on some fascinating projects, and you are so, so cool. I hope to get to know you better. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">
You& #39;re hilarious. And also I think you& #39;re hot. I& #39;d date you, if you weren& #39;t too close in the relationship graph, and also if you didn& #39;t live so far away. And also I& #39;m way too romantic for ya. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> So okay I guess I wouldn& #39;t date you. But you& #39;re hot.
[sorry, work people, some of this is gonna be Real Gay, I promise I& #39;m not talking about you when I& #39;m referring to crushes]
that time when you asked me what my favorite meme was and you said "mine is get that bread" and I hadn& #39;t of that and couldn& #39;t come up with an answer for you...I felt so, so old. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😆" title="Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes">

You& #39;re doin great tho! I& #39;m proud of you and can& #39;t wait to see where you grow from here.
You are direct and also kind. I aspire to be as kickass at devrel as you are. Thank you for getting me into this job, I& #39;m happier than I ever thought I could be at work. I& #39;m honored to work alongside you and so many other excellent people.
I wish we got to work together longer! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">I miss you. You& #39;re a really excellent, solid, kind person and I appreciate you staying in touch with me. Can we please break bread together after all this covid bullshit is over? I& #39;ll bring the cookies.
I don& #39;t know you super well, but I saw the imprint of your code all over git archaeology in the project I inherited, which made me feel cool when you followed me back. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">

Thanks for volunteering to do technical interviews for PoC, that means a lot to me.
the last talk that I saw you give was SO incredible. I am v sad it wasn& #39;t recorded (it wasn& #39;t, right?), because I& #39;ve wanted several other people to see it. But also I can understand why you might only want to give it in front of that particular audience.
I& #39;m so sorry you had a bad experience with my creepy ex. (sadly, this sentiment probably applies to more people on the list than I know of.)

You& #39;re cool. And also funny. Let& #39;s hang out again after covid is over!!
I& #39;ve just been informed that "outta pocket" was a) appropriated from Black twitter and b) doesn& #39;t mean what I thought it meant -- it means something more like wack/fucked up.

I& #39;m sorry. Not sure if I should continue this thread in light of that knowledge.
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