when you& #39;re explaining your teams git branching strategy and the newest person on the team& #39;s face first twists into horror and then the life slowly leaves her eyes

it is time for a new branching strategy

turns out social contracts are poor standards documentation no matter how much you all agree at the time.

this is the 49374th time I& #39;ve learned this lesson. maybe this time it& #39;ll stick.