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my opinion on every other minecraft mob- a thread.
sheep- i’m sexually attracted to this mob. comes in all mad colours, important for beds. solid animal
pig- the original mob. absolutely exceptional. proper pig this. drops important food to eat
cow- drops the best food. looks like your girlfriend. leather is important for books and bookshelves so v important
chicken- very small and can fall without taking damage. dies quickly. he’s a good mob but he lays eggs too much and you get too many eggs
squid- the fuck is the point in this useless thing. i don’t think anyone likes this mob. waste of space. very much the @ftblpatrick of minecraft
wolf- he’s a good boy. kills your enemies for you, is your dog. treat him well
cat- worse than dogs. good to keep the creepers out of your area so keep one around. that’s all they do. the annoying cunts sit on your chests too
ocelot- idk why it’s still in the game. they don’t really do much except kill chickens. good for them??
cod/salmon- i mean who kills the fish. you use a fishing rod. if you go into the water and kill this mob you’re a nonce
pufferfish- read above, just a fat version of it
villager- this man is a hero. he runs his village, hangs out with his friends, trades you cool stuff. every villager must be protected. unfortunately it’s clapped and has a massive forehead
iron golem- this man is fuckin solid, mess with him and he’ll smack the shit out of you. very loyal, if you make one he’ll protect you
snow golem- useless. looks ugly, idk why it has a pumpkin head. if you make one of these you really@have nothing good to do
bat- useless. annoying and useless. they just fly around in caves and don’t contribute anything ever.
horse- important crucial mob to tame. makes your life easier and you can jump and move faster and shit. get a horse asap
donkey- the same as the horse but it’s slow asf and can carry stuff. sometimes useful but i wouldn’t recommend
wandering trader- don’t use them. they show up and they’re only good for killing so you can steal their leads. they don’t do well for trading and you can’t upgrade it.
mooshroom- pretty much an emo cow really. something went wrong in his life so he turned weird?? idk. im not a fan
rabbit- i didn’t even know they were in the game. you can’t even keep pet rabbits or anything. pointless.
dolphin- he’s a good mob. they’re very good in the water and they make you go quicker. hero.
end of thread- hope this helps
