naddpod screaming thread feel free to mute but damn these guys are chaotic

im half way thru episode two and i never expected to hear emily describe moonshines ovaries to be throbbing

i'd absolutely DIE for pawpaw the fuckin garbled nonsense murph makes for him makes me choke

IF MURPH KILLED PAWPAW I WOULD STOP WATCHING RIGHT HERE AND NOW

paw paw charades........

3 NAT ONES IN A ROW????

MOONSHINE WITH 30 CONSTITUTION..SHE COULD EAT A LIGHTBULB....

DID YOU JUST FUCKIN NARUTO

"you cast fly on a random creature within 60 ft of you"
"PAWPAW. PAW PAW. P A W P A W"

moonshine asking the priest about pawpaws soft spots instead of the crick rot....pawpaw priority

PARTY CUDDLES i understand the fanart now

RISE AND SHINE WERE IN THE SHIT AGAIN

IS THE WIDOW............HIS MOM............

I TWEETED THIS AND THEN THE EPISODE ENDED WITH THE CONFIRMATION!!!!!! BRO!!!!!!

is there a moonshine shay yearning compilation

THEY'RE TYING UP FUCKERS BODY TO THE FRONT OF THE MINE CART...WHERE YALL SENSE OF HUMOUR

murph: spoiler alert!

ANIMORPHS RULES THATS SO CURSED

EGWENE KINDLEAF I LOVE YOU.......

MUSHROOM DEMON? MUSHROOM DEMON MUSHROOM DEMON MUSHROOM DEMON

STOP TALKING ABOUT NANA KINDLEAF AND TELL ME ABOUT THE MUSHROOM DEMON!!!!!!!!!

ive met marabelle now i can rt all the marabelle art

old cobb's story.........

TWO TWO TRAIN PULL INTO THE DAMN STATION

IM GETTING FLASHBACKS TO THE CR DECK OF MANY THINGS MOMENTS WHAT ARE THE BAND OF BOOBS DOING!!!!!!

oh thank goodness they didnt fuckin die

AN AWAKENED POSSUM AKSJDALKJDA "AH YES MY LITTLE SCRAMBLE BOY"

WHY IS THERE SO MANY BOULDERS MURPH HAVE MERCY

LUNA....

THEY STILL HAVE GALAD'S HEAD ITS BEEN SO MANY EPISODES

DOES MARABELLE MAKE LIL MUSHROOM SICKLE KIDS BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE MEEMAW IM GONNA CRY

Moonshine is so dismissive about herself moonshine i love u please let bev help you mOONSHINE PLEASE

FUCK U ILSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U!!!!!!!

HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAASKCNSLDLCNRKTKWLDMMDKWJFKAKXKQLA???????????

“YOU TOLD ME TO STEP IT THE FUCK UP?”

when do we meet the pretty glitter lady

SIOBHAN SIOBHAN SIOBHAN SIOBHAN SIOBHAN SIOBHAN!!!!!!!

APPLE WAS JUST INTRODUCED AND SIOBHANS VOICE.....

STUPID ASS ILSED FUCK OFF!!!!!

spoiling myself and looking up when a character shows up and seeing deceased made me go

BARBARIAN MOONSHINE........ROLLING 3 NAT 20S I AM LOOKING

GIVE ME GEMMA LORE GIVE ME GEMMA LORE GIVE ME GEMMA LORE!!!!!!

all the fan art makes sense now.......cant wait to see moonshine feed wolf hardwon beer

BRONZEBEARD SISTERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

SHE WAS ONLY HERE FOR A FEW MINUTES I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT ALWAYS GOES BACK TO MF ILSED I HATE THIS GUY!!!!!!!

all i want is jaina. can we PLEASE go to jaina. also i miss pawpaw

BALNOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EMILY NAMED HER RAM RAMADAN I

THAT GNOLL FIGHT DRAGGED ON FOREVER JAINA COME BACK

note to self i can eat and listen along when theyre in combat but when they rp i cannot because i WILL choke when the band of boobs are taking pep potions

jaina....the warrior of the relationship.....

this thread has become a jaina complaint thread because she doesnt show up enough. ive known jaina for 6 episodes and would die for her. she must deal the final blow to this dragon i am manifesting it

GEMMAAAAA

JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA JAINA

SMASHING PARTY ASKLDAJKLDA "CAN I DECORATE THE BOAT LIKE A QUINCEANERA LIKE A LITTLE COMING OUT PARTY"

moonshine with 1 hp be like (wrestles one of the greatest heroes)

hardwon is now tiny and jake is distraught

IM SO SCARED the way time affects the fey wild and bahumia is different so when they get back how much time would have passed??????

sea crone.................

you dont look like you carry wethers originals and that scares me >:/

ALANIS IS SUCH A LITTLE SHIT I LOVE HER

i truly feared for hardwons life for a moment and then emily rolled a 22 and screams "EAT IT. FUCKING EAT IT. YOU SUCK I RULE" WHAT A VICTORY

moonshine: "balnor whats ur favourite food?"
balnor: "...................................................chicken"
hardwon: i stab balnor

queen ezri the unkind is just an invasive parent

me washing the dishes hearing hardwon **** *********

the return of the fall on netflix.....

I FUCKING HATE THESE VAMPIRE KIDS THEY'RE SO CREEPY BUT THEN MURPH VOICES PETUNIA AND I LOSE IT

PAWPAW ACTING AS DEAD EYES ARM

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEADEYE NO!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE THEY PULLING THIS SHIT BECAUSE BRENNAN WAS TOO BUSY TO COME PLAY FOR THE REST OF THIS ARC??

"TIME FOR ME TO HIT THE OLD DUSTY" I H A T E IT HERE

JV FINDING ROSA IN THE DUSK WORLD IM CRYING

FIRST DEADEYE NOW JV BACK TO BACK I LITERALLY HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cub sized pawpaw

THESE SKULLY WUGS ARE WILD WTF WERE THEY DOING ON THEIR SHIP

RIPPED?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIPPED MURPH

WHAT THE F U C K IS GOING ON

PAWPAW GOT A NAT 20 ON HIS FIRST ROLL IM SO PROUD

EPISODE 68 JUST DECIDED TO STOMP ON MY HEART HUH

hehe episode 69.....

me going to erdan's wiki and seeing deceased:

HARDWON WATCHING MEMORIES OF HIS PARENTS .......Elias u fool

B R O I LOVE U LYDIA............ELIAS REALLY OUT HERE JUST FOR GLORY WHAT IS THIS TOXIC MASCULINITY SHIT

murph give me jaina appearing in weird projections of behumia please <3

i hate gallad even more how fucking DARE HE TOUCH THE SCRAMBLE MAN I HATE IT HERE

EGWENE AND ERLIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MURPH DESCRIBING ALL OF EM TEAMING TOGETHER

MEEMAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEEMAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEEMAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS THAT THE DAD??????? D A D?????????????????

this episode 69 is going way better then critical roles episode 69

Lydia and Hardwon fjfhhshskskanxjsksndksk

Theyre just playfully fighting but rolled the same 3 strength checks in a row

WHAT THE FUCK is moonshine doing slithering into the coffin like a snake

m,,,,,melora,,

HE ROLLED N GOT GNOME NOOOOO

HALF ELF HARDWON I AM LOOKING

moonshine kicking the door in: hEY MOM AND D A D-

episode 70 is probably my favourite episode so far there was so many good interactions

i was a bit iffy of Lucanus because he kept pushing his high elf shit things onto moonshine but then guards started laughing at him while his back was turned and my stomach dropped,, dont do that,,,,i love this weird dad,,,,

how did murph make such an unlikable character if i have to hear 'uh huhhuhuh!' one more time im gonna

they got so attached to starspawn that murph is making them go up against them this is so tragic

THE FUCKING COSMO DRAGON I HATE THIS

FUCKIN AKAROT FUCKKKKKK

MOONSHINE WITH A NAT 20 INT SAVING THROW HNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE WORSE SHOUT OUT TO THE CORE FOUR

okay but mavrus......truly mvp with all these counterspells this episode

MURPH GIVE ME JAINA GIVE ME JAINA GIVE ME JAINA YOU ARE NOTHING

JAINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIALA SHUT THE FUCK UP CHALLENGE!!!!!

i got so distracted by this episode that i burnt my quesadilla

JACKED JOSH POSSE THE FUCKING KOBOLD IS BACK

beverly: *draws the 69 in the dirt and goes (REALLY LOUD GASP)*
hardwon: (kicking the dirt) YOUR A BAD INFLUENCE-

WHAT. ARE. THEY. D O I N G M O O N S H I N E

did emily just reference the doctor phil edit as bumblebees lullaby i

murph: are u looking for the honey trap casino?
me:
me: THE HONEY. TRAP. CASINOOO???????????

THEY KEEP BETTING ON THE FLYING SWORD IM SO SCARED FOR THEM

the sword is carried out AND THE DISTANT SOUND OF A GUNSHOT M U R P H

WHY IS THAT SO FUCKIN FUNNY THE EPISODES OVER BUT IM LOSING IT

THE FLASHBACK TO BABY PAWPAW AND MOONSHINE GOT ME CRYING IN THE CLUB RIGHT NOW

"well mothers acting like a bitch im gonna call her a bitch"

PALMING A RAW BANANA???? R A W BANANA???

murph explaining ilsed's backstory but all i can focus on is erdan was a cool kid and a flirt.......

B R O THEY GOTTA KILL A TARRASQUE??

frigid north tho jaina........

caldwell wanting for a giant moth to fight the tarrasque......i see u

OH MY G O D AUTOCRIT ON BEV'S BODY AND HARDWON'S NAT ONE HNNNNN

i hope pawpaw lands the final blow

I H A T E IT HERE MURPH MAKING EVERYONE GET SPLIT UP DONT SPLIT THE PARTY NOOOOO

yo where tf jaina at i miss her

EMILY AXFORD IS SO SMART LOVE HER

COOTER N O!!!!!!!!!!!!

nvm hes fine

OH MY GOD PAWPAW TRULY GOT THE FINAL FUCKING BLOW YES YOU GO SCRAMBLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i had to stop listening for 30 minutes because my mom led a fly into my room and i sat on the floor waiting out this fucker to land to end its life anyways continuing on,

zac screaming love is love....

murph be like (places traitor npc) (places traitor npc) (places traitor npc) (places traitor npc)

murph has truly beat beverly the fuck up like hes gone down so many times with 2 failed death saved and gets kidnapped in the past 4 episodes let him rest

APPLE'S ARM NOOOOOOOO

just remembering i only got 12 more episodes to go and most of them are probably going to be combat and i cant concentrate for that long......anyways hardwon crit for 75 damage thats pretty cool-

thiala projection shut the fuck uppp

"its 3 am the bar is closed your texting a bunch of gods"

AGGRESSIVELY SHAKES THE SCREEN AS JAINA APPEARS

gorgug beverly
being their own dads

jaina and hardwon visiting the old colosseum together....i simply love them

HE MADE WRESTLING MECHANICS.......THEYRE LIKE SIBLINGS ROUGH HOUSING IM

moonshine in the library for the 10th day trying to learn counterspell with her dad:

WHAT THE F U C K ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES AND THE EPISODE TOOK SUCH A FUCKING TURN EMILY HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CONVO WITH PAWPAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MRS AXFORD HOW COULD YOU

yall please tell me she doesnt stay in hell moonshine stop saying people can live without you YOU DONT KNOW THAT!!!!!!!

moonshine. MOONSHINE. M O O N S H I N E

the emotional whiplash of this episode now they doing a fuckin improve show

if something happens to lydia stormborn im gonna stop listening fr

IF EGWIN DIES IM STOP LISTENING FR FRFRFR

MURPH STOP USING POWER WORLD KILL I BEG OF YOU I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

"this is so sick though bev you take 69 damage "

Pawpaw reering in the void

tHAT BACK TO BACK NAT 1 TO NAT 20 FOR MOONSHINES DEATH SAVE HHHHHH

LYDIA. STORMBORN. I LOVE THIS WOMAN SHES SO SMART AND WANTED TO SAVE HER SONS HOMETOWN IM ASDJSADHKADJAKHDA LYDIAAAAAAA

ulfgar go punch is hardwons favourite book for 26 years straight......

im 93 episodes in and have never said this but the way caldwell and emily move away from the mic because theyre laughing to hard?? love that

emily saying shes gonna push hardwon into so many athletics checks now that he has +10 and all i can imagine is how bad things could go

lydia: is there anyone in particular who is out for you right now?
moonshine: .............yeeeeaaah kinda the living embodiment of f̵̻̱̟̞̉͝ã̴̛̫̜̬̱͍͇͍̪̠̌̎̏̈̀̐̊̑̓̂̕͜͝m̶̨̻͔̲̗̻̦̗͕̘̩̰͖̙̮̉̔̉̆͆̿į̴̗͚̋͋͌́̒̋͊̇͘n̶̨̘̘͚͇̫͔̪͙͗̀̈́͊͛̽̑̚͝͝ͅe̴̢̤͌̓͗̌ is after me???

Pan handling for an extra 20 gold to have a total of 6,900 gold

THE GLITTERING LADY TITLE FOR NEXT EPISODE.....EPISODE 95 LETS HURRY IT UP

TELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

SCREAMS LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everything going to shit!

telaine putting peoples intelligence into items im looking away..........ma'am.....

"why'd you go after me? do i remind you of her?"

WHAT AN HONOUR....WHAT AN INJUSTICE.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

where....is cawcaw the trio needs to be complete

STOP NO FUCK!!!!!!!!!

ALL OF MIRZA'S FAN ART IS MAKING SENSE NOW AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS EPISODE

DOES PAWPAW GET EFFECTED. DONT DO THIS TO ME

im gonna think of telaine/melora during all this hellish combat

IS BALNOR AND TONATHAN JUST ASLEEP IN THE LIBRARY DURING ALL THIS??

BEV FOLLOWING BUBBLES INSTEAD OF SAVING ERLIN....SHIT HURTY

THE 8 PIXIES CASTING POLYMORPH ON WAR AND BURNING THROUGH ALL HIS LEGENDARY RESISTANCES. MURPH TRULY WASNT HAVIN IT

SCREAMS IF MEEMAW DIES I

MOONSHINE AND PAWPAW COMBO TO KILL A HORSE YEAAAAAAAAA

"this is the worse thing to ever happen on zoom"

MURPH STOP ROLLING POORLY

2 more episodes......

wait isnt this the episode evryone gets laid

nana kindleaf with 20 str manifest....

the way emilys voice is warbling while talking about death and life

STOPPPP NOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS

hardwon running into the city to track down cawcaw omfg PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

whaT THE FUCK?? WHAT THE FUCK

OHHH MY GOD THESE FUCKIN DWARVES SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

BUT DID HE GET CAWCAW???? WHERE'S CAWCAW

"one last goof" Y'ALL TALKING LIKE YOUR GONNA DIE DONTA SAY IT LIKE THAT!!!!!!! but also goof denny

i need to draw hardwon carrying a duck king im tweeting this to remember

jaina i am looking

EMILY'S WHEEZE IN THE BACKGROUND

future shahla please think about animating this scene episode 99 69 minutes in (nice)

LAY AN EGG?? LAY AN EGG HARDWON??

W A I T HOW BIG HAVE NANNER FLIES BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME

THERES NO NPC PAGE FOR NANNER FLIES HOW BIG ARE THEY!!!!!!

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS BUT I CANT GET OVER THE NANNER FLY BEAST SHAPE HOW DID SHE JUDO THROW HER!!!!

does denny die right here right now luna fuck him uP

"can we say what i did with jaina was damn near religious and counts as a zealous trance"

jaina running away

ok but was shivlin jveliin's relative

SHE LEFT A THANK YOU CARD IM SCREAMINGGGG

moonshine: i think we should just leave stealthily-
lucanus, blasting a horn: PEOPLE OF GLADHOME, MY DAUGHTER-

moonshine tucking a strand of hair behind the ear and a little mushroom sprouting out yes moonshine if your out there i am single,

NOT EMILY GIVING US THE DETAILS OF WHAT MOONSHINE AND JAINA DID SCREAMS

STARTING EPISODE 100 AND MURPHS INTRO IS SO SWEET WE TEARING UP A MINUTE IN

HARDWON GOING IN ON THE FIRST ROUND DEM 2 CRITS BABIE!!!!!

297 DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY G O D HOW IS THIS EPISODE 4 HOURS

BEV'S ELDER CHAMPION FORM IS SO RAD.....

HANDY ANDY WITH A 31 TO GET ERLIN'S CRYSTAL LETS GOOOOOO

ERLIN COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK AND HEAL EVERYONE PLEASE

TELAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gold dragon moonshine.....

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOONSHINE FUCKIN GET HER ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHES GONNA FUCKIN EAT HER IM

melora and telaine together as one

Balnor leaving is suppose to be emotional but all I can think is the Italian balnor au mirza spoke of and think of this image

THE MUSHROOM GARDEN SURVIVED!!!!! and got a bonus sign alsjdadja how many got sick from trying to forage those mushrooms

ONE,, ONE BIG BED GOT ME FEELING LIKE

WHERE IS IT SPOTIFY GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!

its seriously hitting me now that its over and i ,,

THIS THREAD IS OVER 200 TWEETS I’d once again like to apologize to my followers for this mess but also IM a mess so what did u expect

I’m going into post naddpod depression. I want the boobs back

I cant imagine how other listeners who were there every step of the journey felt because I’m late to the party but damn imagining having to wait week(s) for a canon episode,,, y’all strong