Tory Ministers on #covi19 recently

1 Accidentally made it illegal to drive to Wales
2 Stated, wrongly, that Covid-19 is in the water supply
3 Made it easier to see other people's parents than your own
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4. Issued guidance about business that the London Chamber of Commerce have instructed us to ignore
5. Issued guidance about lockdown that 3 of the 4 nations in the Union have instructed us to ignore
6. Released advice top experts were not given a chance to review and approve
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7 Said the announcement had to be on Sunday, so it could start Monday
8 Then said they meant Wednesday
9 Then said we must go to work
10 Then said we must not travel to work
11 Then blamed the public for not understanding them
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12 Then appeared on TV to explain the rules, got them wrong, and had to be corrected by Piers Morgan
13 Then appeared in Parliament to explain the rules, got them wrong, and had to be corrected by the opposition
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14. Explained that deaths are recorded as covid deaths even tho they are not.
15. Decided to do airport checks after the rate of infection dropped.
16. Sent tests to care homes but forgot to pick them up to have them processed

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