@digitalocean @discourse setup directions: "You& #39;ll need to have A, B, and C handy for the setup. After that we recommend setting up a Let& #39;s Encrypt certificate"

The setup script: [fails before it even asks for A, B, and C because it can& #39;t reach itself via HTTPS]

(This is attempt #3. I gave up on @digitalocean support helping me with this because their first reply took a week)