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Literally all the free porn in the world and you waste it on some random girl. Nothing is funnier than that.
I gotta thank this tweet for blessing me with plenty of folks that served to entertain me throughout the day.

Some people wanted to help and good on them. Aint got nothing bad to say to you guys.
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