hEllo today I’m goiNg to EDUCATE y’all on how the blackest day, cherry blossom, and yes to heaven ARE ALL connected and abt Lana Del Rey’s dead child in this essay I will—

SO FIRST OF ALL we have the song blackest day and there’s already the ASAP rocky theory but that theory is pure shit so :/ but it is possible that this song is referencing a possible secret dead child when she says “ever since my baby went away it’s been the blackest day”

THEN we have yes to heaven which is basically her talking to her dead daughter in heaven so uh when she says “if you go I’ll stay... I’ve got my eye on you... I’ve got my mind on you” so basically just Lana keeping her memory alive or whateva

THEN the MOST convincing one is cherry blossom where she says the lyrics “little ghost blonde hair” so WEALL know Lana has naturally blonde hair & her child is a ghost cause she’s DEAD & HAS blonde hair so this is Lana imagining what it would be like if they were both in heaven

tHis is a jOke... mOstly