Buffy characters as bizarre Riverdale plot points: A thread that happened because I just need to do this okay?

Buffy - Jughead faking his death

Willow - The entire existence of Dark Betty

Xander - Archie escaping from prison via dungeons and dragons ripoff somehow

Giles - The main characters driving the principle of their high school out of town for banning them from prom

Spike - Cheryl bribing Archie to date her

Angel - Cheryl giving Josie a pig heart as a gift(?)

Cordelia - The cheerleading squad performing "jailhouse rock" outside of a prison

Oz - Archie getting mauled by a bear

Anya - Evelyn turning out to be a grown woman masquerading as a teenager to harvest the organs of actual teens

Tara - Archie confessing to a murder he was in no way involved in for reasons I can't even remember

Faith - Betty having the serial killer gene

End of thread. I tweet for myself and only myself goodnight god bless