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I’m boreeeddd so I’m gonna do a thread titled: A list of kinds of people who seem to enjoy annoying/disappointing themselves 
1. People who go around trying to convince everyone how horrible someone else is. The exhaustion aki 
woi gosh
woi gosh
2. People who ask “Uko na faux locs” at a Kenyan beauty shop instead of “Uko na Fox Locs?”
save yourself the agony. Jipende
save yourself the agony. Jipende
3. People who allow others to dictate their life choices. Career wise, money wise, relationship wise, nywele. Any of it aki.
One says do braids, one says do twist outs, mwingine anasema nyoa. Trickyyy.
Save yourself the disappointment & trust your decision making skills
One says do braids, one says do twist outs, mwingine anasema nyoa. Trickyyy.
Save yourself the disappointment & trust your decision making skills
4. People who actually believe the conductor when he says “Wawili ijae”
5. People who believe someone when they say “Just tell me. I promise I won’t be mad.”
hoooow do you even believe that? Be seriaz for just 5 seconds please 
you set yourself up
hoooow do you even believe that? Be seriaz for just 5 seconds please you set yourself up
6. People who believe Kenyan tailors when they say “Ahh. Hii ata nitakuwa nimemaliza by kesho lunch time. Si kazi mob.”
aje sasaaaa? You know you’re setting yourself up for disappointment & annoyaaance
aje sasaaaa? You know you’re setting yourself up for disappointment & annoyaaance
7. People who tell others “Say hi to mum for me.” “Aki salimia mum” especially guys.
You know I won’t say hi to her. Wacha hizo. Don’t strezz yourself
especially guys. You know I won’t say hi to her. Wacha hizo. Don’t strezz yourself
8. People who sit around waiting for bad things to happen to people. Wololo. Bad idea.
Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean good things won’t keep happening to them. Save yourself the agony aki
Just because you don’t like someone doesn’t mean good things won’t keep happening to them. Save yourself the agony aki
9. People who go to Kenyatta market with pictures of Rihanna’s jumbo locs. Hiyo ni kujiset up for disappointment you know how they love making the tu thin braids. Unaweza ata toka na sangita instead of faux locs
you know how they love making the tu thin braids. Unaweza ata toka na sangita instead of faux locs
10. People (read as my friends) who believe me whenever I tell them “Tonight I promise I’m staying in the club all night. Sitaenda kwake. I’ll go kesho.” 
My sisters, you know damn well 10 shots in & I’ll be like “Ako wapiii boyfriend yanguu?” na ninaleft
My sisters, you know damn well 10 shots in & I’ll be like “Ako wapiii boyfriend yanguu?” na ninaleft
(And yes I know, boyfriend yangu isn’t proper Kiswahili.) but do lit people care? No
but do lit people care? No
