I think a lot about how Rebecca Sugar wrote that one song/episode that fired up Marceline/Bubblegum shippers to the point of the crew going online to rant about how they were NOT gay and then make a whole episode mocking shippers

and then Rebecca left and made Steven universe

I mean, the power. The flex. I just. Wow.

And now that she made it cool to make gay cartoons the Adventure Time crew is like, "Oh okay what if they kiss at the end. We get cookies now too?"

just. wow

I remember when people on the Adventure Time crew were saying things like, "Oh, we would consider making some characters gay if we could. But you see, then we couldn't air the cartoon in China, so like, that's never gonna happen."

Rebecca Sugar: Hold my ukulele

Am I always going to be a little bitter at the missed opportunity to have a properly explored romantic relationship between a vampire queen and a mutated piece of gum?

Yes.

Yes, I'm going to die angry about it.