What position would your dog play if he played football?

Kahuna is a middle linebacker as he gets up to speed fast, runs well in a straight line, and hits (knees) like a truck. (Peewee league photo attached)
Husker is a cornerback. Elite top end speed and change of direction, great hips, chases ball carriers well but cannot catch to a ball in the air.

Only good at batting them down.
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